When millennial mage Leah Sinclair staggers out of eight centuries of stasis and into a neon-lit London, she discovers two unpleasant truths: oat-milk lattes cost nearly a fiver, and her ancestral priory is £6 million in debt—due in forty days. Armed with a twig-wand, a Twitch channel that won’t stop going viral, and a talent for turning vengeful spirits into content, Leah hustles Britain’s haunted elite for every donation she can raise. But each exorcism peels back a darker plot: a property titan siphoning the nation’s luck through inverted sigils, with Tower Bridge set to burn on Bonfire Night. To save St Albion’s Priory (and the country’s fortune), Leah must team up with football heart-throb Nathan Ashford, blue-blooded financier Alexander Fairfax, and a sardonic archivist who maps ley lines between pints. Likes and livestreams won’t cut it this time—only ancient magic, modern mischief, and one spectacular debt-collecting miracle can keep Britain’s ghosts, and bulldozers, at bay.