A story about Eight years long preserved sperm cells which conceived the heir to the throne and conflicts prior to that.

CINDY THE NAIVE GIRLDAY ONEROADSIDEMichael saw a lady and quickly rushed to her."Hello my name is Michael and my friends call me Mickie". Michael said." you mean like Mickie mouse or something". Cindy replied."What's your name" he said laughing."I am Cindy" she replied"Oh my Cinderella". He said." please, I am in a hurry" she said."can I have your number". He said." Oh we are Six and I am the forth" she said."I mean your phone number" he said."Oh sure, you can see it all attached to the phone". Raising her phone to his view."Okay a handshake" he said."no one ever shook my hands but just a palm hold". she replied and started walking fast leaving him stunned and surprise.DAY TWOROADSIDE" Hi Cindy". Mickie said."What do you really want from me". Cindy said" Sex". He replied."Male or Female, oh anything else in Biology". She asked" I am talking about me and you" he shouted."Oh that should be sociology". She said." are you that naive" he screamed."sorry, I can't help you, I am not a psychiatrist". She replied and walked away.DAY THREEROADSIDE"Hello Cindy" Michael said."What's it again?" Cindy replied"Are you a virgin?". He asked." no I am a Colory" She replied."What do you mean by that?" He queried."I think virgin is someone from Virginia but I am not from Virginia, I came from Colorado"." What!" He shouted"What the what for" she replied."Alright, let me explain what sex means. A man and a woman have to be naked on the bed.". She quickly interrupted." nakedness is not for bed, but for the bathroom". She replied."Good, I mean me and you naked in the bathroom". He said." For what? Or are you that scared to take a bath alone?". She replied."Which planet are you from?". He asked."Geography". She replied." Geography!" He said."That's the subject that talk more on planets". He stood numb while she walked away.DAY FOURROADSIDE" Hi Cindy". Mickie said"What is it again". Cindy replied." on a serious note, I want us to be friends". He said."That is just the problem, I can't be writing serious notes and be making friends same time". She replied"Can't you understand a simple figure of speech?" He said."Sure I do, One, Two, Three, Four, Five, these are figures and what am I doing? Speech" she said rhetorically"."Not again". He said." That's the same thing I said when my teacher was erroneously teaching us figures of speech". She replied."Then how do you pass your exams?". He said" I pass by writing what my teacher expected me to write". She replied."You are too naive for me, good day, I won't bother you again". He said and walked away angrily. " Well now that he knows that I am way above his class, he won't bother me again". She said laughing.The end.