Story By 半斤猫猫粮
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半斤猫猫粮

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The Emperor Who Scrapes By
Updated at Sep 1, 2026, 19:35
Chen Xun transmigrated into the vast and boundless world of cultivation, awakening a System of Longevity—which even threw in an immortal spirit beast as a companion. "I, Chen Xun, have zero interest in fighting and killing, nor do I wish to provoke anyone. All I want is to explore the endless wonders of this world alongside my old ox." Then, as if by complete accident, three mountain-clearing axes flashed at his waist. Another casual slip revealed his sixteen-pack abs. Slowly pulling a bandit mask over his head, he flashed a sinister grin: "Old Ox and I are the most reasonable folks you'll ever meet." The entire Universe of Myriad Realms trembled—he... he put on the mask! Suddenly, a basic Qi Refining Fireball Technique was cast. Amplified tens of thousands of times over, boundless karma flames scorched the heavenly dome, bringing silence and destruction to a million souls... "You're strong, sir, but not strong enough to make me wield my third axe." — Nicholas the Bandit, Chen Xun.
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