The Emperor Who Scrapes ByUpdated at Sep 1, 2026, 19:35
Chen Xun transmigrated into the vast and boundless world of cultivation, awakening a System of Longevity—which even threw in an immortal spirit beast as a companion.
"I, Chen Xun, have zero interest in fighting and killing, nor do I wish to provoke anyone. All I want is to explore the endless wonders of this world alongside my old ox."
Then, as if by complete accident, three mountain-clearing axes flashed at his waist. Another casual slip revealed his sixteen-pack abs.
Slowly pulling a bandit mask over his head, he flashed a sinister grin: "Old Ox and I are the most reasonable folks you'll ever meet."
The entire Universe of Myriad Realms trembled—he... he put on the mask!
Suddenly, a basic Qi Refining Fireball Technique was cast. Amplified tens of thousands of times over, boundless karma flames scorched the heavenly dome, bringing silence and destruction to a million souls...
"You're strong, sir, but not strong enough to make me wield my third axe."
— Nicholas the Bandit, Chen Xun.