My Ex's first love Is My SoulmateUpdated at Sep 22, 2026, 19:32
At the welcome banquet, Mason Calloway fastened a genuine diamond necklace he had brought back from Paris around Vivian Monroe's neck, his first love.
Then he turned to me and handed me a blue velvet box. "This pearl is for you, Celia. It's just as sparkly, and it makes a great cheap substitute."
Everyone at the table stared at me, Celia Whitmore, waiting for the stand-in to burst into tears.
I weighed the pathetic little stone in my hand before hurling it straight at Mason's forehead. "If you can't afford it, just say so! If you can't buy two real diamond necklaces, then what's the point of playing this ridiculous 'stand-in romance' game?" I retorted. "Trying to fool people with a fake? Are you deliberately trying to piss both of us off?"
Vivian froze in shock.
I immediately linked my arm through hers. "You see him clearly now, right? He's so stingy that he can't even give a decent gift. Just imagine how much you'll have to put up with if you marry into his family someday." I scoffed. "Come on. Let's max out his supplementary card."
That night, I dragged Vivian from one jewelry counter to the next and cleaned out the entire mall.
Mason chased after us, his forehead beaded with sweat, while I lectured Vivian.
"From now on, whenever he gives you a gift, there have to be two identical ones, and both better be top-of-the-line! If he ever tries to pass off cheap junk as something valuable, he's nothing but a broke poser."
Vivian nodded vigorously.
On Valentine's Day, Mason was so distraught that he actually knelt down in front of the Hermes counter and wailed, "Come on! There's no way you can find two identical copies of this discontinued bag, right?"