The Mistaken Reincarnation Of Leon AnKhel

There are probably a thousand similar stories like mine being circulated around the world. How true those stories might be, is not something I'm in a position to judge. My story could be a lie too you know, it might be that everything that I've experienced or been through, was nothing more than a very lucid dream, or the delusions of a broken man. But it's my story none the less, and I want to tell it…..if that's okay with you guys. Of course it is! You wouldn't be here otherwise now would you? I guess not. My story is weird, it's downright heroic at some point, though never evil or antagonistic. I got a little selfish and greedy sometimes, had a harem...well not harem per say, I just slept with a lot of women. Though there was this girl that was a guy, but turned to really be a girl but still seemed like a guy even though she had a v****a, which made the whole experience weird and so complicated that even till now I'm not so sure if he was a guy that turned into a girl, or she was a girl that's actually a guy...….it doesn't make sense does it. But I digress, I think at this point I'm rambling and trying to stretch out my words as much as possible. I should get on with my story, that would be the nice thing to do. Like I said my story is weird, a complete mishmash of a whole bunch of different genres. Somehow I feel all my experiences are as a result of a higher power who has a penchant for crafting worlds equal parts fantasy and science fiction. He seems to like cultivation too. During the course of my very exciting life, I tamed monsters, romanced beauties, not limited to the wife a King (a dead king no less...well sorta dead anyway), a goddess, a fairy, a centaur (don't ask me how that works), a cyborg (it was actually fun) and my wife.....yes are you surprised, I did get married. But these are all spoilers so erase them from your mind. I fought wars, destroyed civilizations, restored civilizations, owned a school, and a farm. This story of mine has systems, and magic, and cultivation, and steam punk goodness that would make Avatar Kora and republic city look like child's play, monsters that would give pokemon a run for it's money, and a sword so epic Excalibur would call it daddy, and the Yamato and Rebellion would call it mummy. And finally my story had me, so I guess I should start from the beginning then. Alright folks, sit back, relax, have a drink. Let me take you for a ride. But first things first, my name is...…Leon, Leon Ankhel.