A Five-year Old's Existential Chrisis
The first sign something was irrevocably wrong wasn’t the metallic tang coating Leo’s tongue, but the sudden, violent shudder that racked his small, five-year-old body. He’d woken up in the lavish, goose-down comfort of a bed far too big for him, nestled in a room that screamed ‘Blackwood family wealth’ – all dark wood, soaring ceilings, and a floor-to-ceiling window showcasing a furious blizzard against the snow-dusted peaks of the Blackwood Mountain Lodge. A setting fit for a Christmas card, or, as his adult, cynical editor-brain supplied, a particularly saccharine Hallmark movie.
But this wasn't Hallmark.
He coughed again, a wet, rattling sound, and something slick and warm splattered onto the pristine white duvet. Emerald green eyes, far too old and weary for his cherubic face, widened. A dark, crimson fleck marred the snow-white fabric.
"Oh, for crying out loud," he muttered, his voice a reedy whisper. "Seriously? Blood? We're starting with grimdark now? I thought this was a *romance*."
Before he could properly panic, the world around him glitched. Not physically, but visually. A translucent, azure interface shimmered into existence before his eyes, superimposed over the luxurious lodge room. It pulsed with an urgent, alarm-red glow.
**[STATUS ALERT: CRITICAL]**
**[AFFLICTION: CELESTIAL FROST – STAGE 3 PROGRESSION]**
**[LIFE SUPPORT: SEVERELY COMPROMISED]**
Leo Blackwood, the reincarnation of a notoriously difficult 30-year-old romance editor, felt a cold dread claw past his sophisticated cynicism. Celestial Frost. He knew that name. He’d seen it in the manuscript for *The Hidden Heir's Yuletide Redemption*, a dreadful B-list romance novel he’d been forced to edit mere days before his… untimely demise. The male lead’s secret love child had this exact, rare, life-threatening condition. A condition that could only be cured by a "Christmas Miracle"—read: a massive plot contrivance requiring his estranged, warring parents to fall back in love.
*I am the plot device,* Leo realized with a sickening lurch. *I am the hidden heir.*
**[PRIMARY OBJECTIVE UNLOCKED: THE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE]**
**[QUEST: REUNITE THE BLACKWOODS – PHASE 1: UNDER ONE ROOF]**
**[DETAILS: Force estranged parents, KAIUS BLACKWOOD and ELARA VANCE, to cohabitate at the Blackwood Mountain Lodge during the Yuletide season.]**
**[FAILURE CONDITION: CELESTIAL FROST reaches Stage 5. Immediate System Shutdown.]**
**[REWARD: LIFE. (Sub-quests and further system upgrades to follow.)]**
"Life, huh?" Leo swallowed, tasting bitter iron. His own little five-year-old existence hung in the balance, dangling from the thread of an 'enemies-to-lovers' dynamic he knew intimately. And now, the System, his unwitting co-conspirator, flashed another critical piece of information.
**[PARENTAL STATUS UPDATE: KAIUS BLACKWOOD – EN ROUTE TO BLACKWOOD MOUNTAIN LODGE. ESTIMATED ARRIVAL: 3 HOURS.]**
**[PARENTAL STATUS UPDATE: ELARA VANCE – PRESENT AT BLACKWOOD MOUNTAIN LODGE.]**
His mother, Elara, was already here. Which meant the first domino had fallen without him even lifting a finger—or so he thought. No, the System had clearly been working behind the scenes. All he had to do now was ensure they *stayed* under one roof. And if that required a bit of a theatric performance from a very ill five-year-old… well, he *was* an editor. He knew good drama when he saw it. And his life, apparently, was now the most high-stakes, ridiculously melodramatic novel he’d ever encountered.
A plan, sharp and ruthlessly efficient, began to form in his adult mind. He’d read this story before. He knew the beats. He knew the vulnerabilities. He knew exactly what kind of emotional blackmail would work on a stoic, regret-filled billionaire and a fiercely protective, scorned artist. His little chest constricted, another cough bubbling up, but this time, he fought it down. No time for weakness. Not when there was a plot to manipulate.
He swung his legs over the side of the bed, his small feet barely touching the plush rug. The mountain lodge stretched around him, opulent and eerily silent in the pre-dawn glow. Soon, very soon, it wouldn't be silent at all. He had a stage to set, and the grand entrance of the unsuspecting male lead was only three hours away.
He just hoped his lungs held out.
The metallic tang of blood still clung to Leo’s tongue, a grim reminder that his five-year-old body was failing him faster than a poorly plotted sequel. The 'Destiny System' interface, a holographic overlay only he could see, pulsed with an urgency that dwarfed the blizzard outside.
**[STATUS: CRITICAL – Celestial Frost Stage 3]**
**[OBJECTIVE: PARENTS ASSEMBLED – 0%]**
**[QUEST 1: FORCED REUNION – STATUS: PENDING]**
* *Task 1: Secure Elara Vance's presence at Blackwood Mountain Lodge.*
“Right,” Leo muttered, his voice a reedy whisper that grated on his thirty-year-old sensibilities. “Operation: Guilt Trip Mom into a Deathtrap Lodge is a go.” He pushed himself upright in the vast, overstuffed bed, the heavy goose-down duvet a luxurious trap. The room, designed for a king, felt like a gilded cage. He needed a strategy, and fast. He couldn’t just call Elara. His mother, the brilliant artist and "Ex-Wife Glow-Up" queen, wouldn’t just drop everything and rush to the Blackwood family’s gilded prison without a damn good reason. *Especially* not when that prison was also the known lair of Kaius Blackwood, her ex-husband and the bane of her existence.
No, this required finesse. A touch of the dramatic. A pinch of child-like desperation.
He swung his tiny legs over the side of the bed, feeling the sudden dizziness that always accompanied his 'Celestial Frost' flare-ups. His pale skin, usually a testament to his delicate health, now felt almost translucent against the dark wood of the room. He stumbled towards the heavy oak door, catching himself on a velvet armchair. Perfect. A small, vulnerable struggle.
He didn't need to exit. He just needed to be *heard*.
Taking a deep, shuddering breath, Leo forced a cough – not the blood-flecked one from earlier, but a raw, rattling sound he’d perfected through long nights of actual illness. Then, he whimpered. A soft, pitiful sound, like a lost puppy. It felt ridiculous, humiliating, but the System’s bright red warnings spurred him on. Survival first, dignity later.
Footsteps. Heavy, hurried, from the hallway. Mrs. Gable, the Lodge’s longest-serving housekeeper, a woman whose face was a roadmap of kindly concern, appeared in the doorway, her round features creased with worry. “Leo, darling? Are you alright? I heard a noise…”
He collapsed back onto the armchair, burying his face in his small hands, forcing a sob. “M-Mommy,” he choked out, his voice cracking with manufactured distress. “I… I don’t feel good, Mrs. Gable. I want Mommy.” He sniffled dramatically, peeking through his fingers. “My chest hurts. And… and I had a bad dream.”
Mrs. Gable’s eyes widened with alarm. She rushed to his side, her hand immediately going to his forehead. “Oh, bless your heart, you’re burning up! What’s wrong, sweetheart? Tell Mrs. Gable.”
“Mommy knows,” he whispered, leaning into her comforting touch. “She always makes it better. Please… can you call her? Please?” He fixed his large, emerald eyes on her, letting them well up with unshed tears. He was practically dripping with innocent vulnerability. *Take that, method acting.*
Mrs. Gable didn’t hesitate. “Of course, darling! You just stay right here. I’ll call her immediately. You need your mother.” Her voice was firm, resolute, as she strode out, already pulling out her phone.
Leo sank back into the armchair, a wave of exhaustion washing over him. The System interface flickered.
**[QUEST 1: FORCED REUNION – Task 1 Complete! Secure Elara Vance's presence at Blackwood Mountain Lodge.]**
**[Elara Vance: Location Confirmed. ETA: Within 2 hours.]**
**[Kaius Blackwood: Location Confirmed. ETA: Unknown – En Route.]**
**[OBJECTIVE: PARENTS ASSEMBLED – 50%]**
Fifty percent. That fast. He’d done it. Elara was on her way, probably frantic. And Kaius was still somewhere out there, oblivious. The blizzard raged outside the window, blanketing the world in white, trapping them all. Soon, the past would collide with the present, and two broken hearts would find themselves under the same luxurious roof. Leo’s cynical adult self knew this was just the beginning of the fireworks. But his fragile child body just needed them to save his life.
The countdown to a Christmas miracle had officially begun, and Leo, for all his dark humor, felt a tremor of both triumph and profound dread. He just hoped his little act hadn't killed her first.
“Rig… the system,” Leo rasped, the words a threadbare whisper against the vast silence of the opulent room. Another cough tore through him, harsher this time, bringing with it a sickening warmth that tasted like copper and fear. He knew, with the chilling certainty of a man who’d edited enough melodramatic plots, that his five-year-old body was hurtling towards its inevitable tragic c****x unless he seized control of this narrative.
The holographic interface flickered, responding to his urgent mental command.
**[QUEST 1: FORCED REUNION – STATUS: PENDING]**
* *Task 1: Secure Elara Vance's presence at Blackwood Mountain Lodge.*
“Okay, System,” Leo thought, his mind racing even as his small chest burned. “Time for a five-year-old’s Oscar-worthy performance. We need the ‘sick child’ trope, but make it… urgent. Unignorable.” He mentally scrolled through the System’s options, a grimace on his cherubic face. “Standard ‘critical condition, needs immediate parental comfort’ package. Target: Elara Vance. Communication method: encrypted call to her personal line, routed from the Lodge’s main desk, but with an… *actor* on the other end. Someone who sounds panicked, but not entirely unhinged. Perhaps a new, impressionable staff member.”
A flash of text confirmed the parameters.
**[MANIPULATION PROTOCOL ENGAGED: PROJECT ‘MATERNAL INSTINCT OVERRIDE’ INITIATED]**
**[TARGET: ELARA VANCE. LOCATION: ELARA’S ART STUDIO – ACTIVE]**
**[COMMUNICATION: FABRICATED EMERGENCY CALL – INITIATED]**
Leo allowed himself a weak, internal chuckle. “Sorry, Mom. This is for your own good. And, you know, my survival. Minor details.” He knew Elara, his brilliant, fiercely independent mother, would fight tooth and nail against returning to the Blackwood Mountain Lodge. It was the place where her heart had shattered, where her life with Kaius had imploded. But a mother’s instinct, especially for her ailing child, was a primal force that even the most formidable pride couldn't withstand.
Miles away, in her vibrant, paint-splattered studio, Elara Vance was lost in the swirling chaos of a new abstract piece, emerald eyes focused, auburn hair tied back in a messy knot. The phone buzzed on her workbench, an irritating interruption. She almost ignored it, her fingers itching to add another stroke of cerulean. But then it buzzed again, insistently, from the Lodge’s private line. A line she hadn’t received a call from in five years.
She snatched it up, a prickle of unease raising the hairs on her arms. “Hello?”
A young, trembling voice, laced with barely contained panic, spilled into her ear. “Ms. Vance? This is… this is Bethany from the Blackwood Lodge. It’s about Leo. He’s… he’s had a turn. The storm’s too bad for an ambulance, and he’s asking for you. He’s very… pale, and he’s coughing so much. The doctor here said…” The voice trailed off into a choked sob.
Elara’s world, vibrant with color moments before, instantly drained to a stark, terrifying monochrome. Leo. Pale. Coughing. Asking for her. A cold dread, far colder than the blizzard raging outside, clawed at her throat. All her carefully constructed walls, her years of healing and independence, crumbled at the raw fear in that voice. Her son. Her beautiful, fragile boy.
“What? What are you talking about? What doctor?” she demanded, her own voice cracking. The name ‘Blackwood Lodge’ tasted like ash, but it didn't matter. Nothing mattered but Leo.
“He’s… he’s very ill, Ms. Vance. You need to come, now. Please.”
There was no hesitation. No thought of Kaius, or the painful memories, or the impossible journey through the thickening snow. Only a mother’s fierce, desperate need to reach her child.
“I’m coming,” Elara choked out, her hands already fumbling for her keys, her coat. “I’m on my way.”
Back at the Lodge, Leo’s eyes, heavy with exhaustion, watched the System flicker again.
**[QUEST 1: FORCED REUNION – TASK 1: SECURE ELARA VANCE'S PRESENCE AT BLACKWOOD MOUNTAIN LODGE – COMPLETE!]**
**[PROGRESS: 50% (Elara confirmed en route)]**
A new notification flashed, an ominous counterpoint to his small victory.
**[FATE EVENT DETECTED: KAIUS BLACKWOOD – ESTIMATED TIME OF ARRIVAL: 45 MINUTES]**
Leo sagged back against the pillows, a wave of dizziness washing over him. One parent down, one to go. And the second one, his father, was barreling down on them like a vengeful plot twist. The real fireworks, it seemed, were just about to begin.