Michelle a blurry silhouette, everything in the room seemed to be spinning. Trying to figure out how to handle the awkward situation, I mentioned that she always boasted about her ability to seduce any man in town. “Have you asked other guys? After all, you always brag about your conquests. It could be anybody, right?” Pointing her finger at my face, she demanded that I accept fatherhood responsibilities. “Well, alright, if you must know. Little Elvis was the only other guy. It was about two weeks ago. I was feeling lonely, and you know. Hey, don’t give me that look. I’m no tramp. Your precious Amber is the real tramp around here. Why don’t you ask her how many times she’s been with Little Elvis? His mother should have named him ‘Big Elvis’ if you know what I mean. I thought my stepmom was
