Bucky had only five days until the dreaded bachelor party, and despite all his best efforts to diet –no candy, no fast food, no beer, and far too many boring oatmeal-shakes– his bulging middle still refused to budge an inch, nor fit into the unforgiving jeans. He'd texted Wanda a panicked, 'Help', and at her reply stopped off in Brooklyn after his shift for a last minute shopping spree. Wanda worked in a thrift store, open till seven, and said she was certain she could find something in Bucky's price range. Wanda was the granddaughter of Mr. Lehnsherr in the care home, and her twin brother Pietro –who sold weed to Clint– had brought Wanda to Clint's one time and they'd all watched a movie together. She'd seemed to know Bucky was mostly gay without having to ask, and they'd become friends

