Cops & Robbers

"Listen up, y'all, 'cause this is it The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco They want my treasure, so they get their pleasures from my photo You could see me, you can't squeeze me I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy I got reasons why I tease 'em Boys just come and go like seasons Fergalicious (so delicious) But I ain't promiscuous And if you were sus-" "f*****g drive!" I swiftly remove my red heels from the dashboard in annoyance.  "Dude shut the f**k up and get me my gum from my purse" I can hear multiple sirens in the distance as he angrily puts his gun to my face.  "I will blow your f*****g brains out if you don't start this f*****g car and drive!" He angrily throws off his clown mask in the back, nearly hitting Angel and Prince J. Name: Kevin Crawford Codename: Fury Age:38 Fury is a fairly good looking man with messy black hair and dark gray eyes. He, however, has a horrible attitude and that's coming from the 30 minutes of knowing him.  I nonchalantly take off my matching clown mask and watch as his face swirls with desire but nevertheless keeps the gun to my face. "Angel and Prince J, please tell him I will not start this car until I get my gum" At this point, I have already taken out my phone and began scrolling through i********: on my rose gold iPhone XR, completely ignoring the gun pointed at me and the cops that I can see coming closer in the rearview mirror. You may be wondering how I can keep my calm with a gun pointed at me and seconds away from being in jail, right? Well, years of practice.  Eleven years to be exact. I have been a getaway driver for my boss, aka Kenneth James. I started when I was 15, still in high school, but now I'm 26 with a ten-year-old daughter. "Here hun, I came prepared" Angel sweetly told me. She took out a piece of pink bubblegum, maneuvering her hand around the gun and into my open palm. Things like this always happen with new recruits  I thanked her before popping the gum into my mouth and flooring the car.  Fury flies back into his seat in surprise and stares at me in shock as I speed pass the bank and onto the freeway where we saw a police helicopter above us. ”Jesus Christ, at least let us get past the freeway” I whisper to myself in irritation. I quickly look around for a copy car and in my complete luck I find two other white Nissans by each other and rapidly speed over to them and get in the middle.  We go over a tunnel that blocks the helicopter from our sight and I notice another split freeway and hope for the best as I slowly drift away from the other two Nissans and onto the other freeways. ”f**k yes!” Fury screams out and I can't help but let out a little ”whoop” in satisfaction for how my plan turned out. ”You never fail to amaze me bubblegum,” Prince J tells me while patting my back. Of course, I have done this a million of times but the pure exhilaration of getting caught always excites me to no extension.