There is no way he just told me that. Simply. None. I stared at him, sure my hearing had failed because of a late-night emergency room visit, and possibly some kind of belated trauma. - I'm sorry, Aaron, but it sounded like you just offered me marriage just so I could access the foundation. I waited for him to say something, but he did not. He held his gaze firmly on the road. - But I know that's not possible ... because ... it's just crazy. - Is it really that crazy? he asked without looking at me. I continued to stare at him, trying to grasp the suspicious offer that was running through my head like a pinball ball - with accompanying sounds. - Yeah, it's f*****g crazy, Aaron. - Okay, you're right, it's a little crazy, but I'd still do it. He finally turned to me, knocking me off my

