WOKE UP DEAD

Up and moving before the grave yard shift hours are done but still waiting for the trusty roosters call dougie will rely on, on his day off from work. My day is chores and family so f**k off! Wilma never agreed with the way Douglas saw life and most of the decisions he made. Only two people were allowed to say his name with the "las" on the end, you'd be toothless if you weren't one of the two. Four kids plus the blow in besties and ex blow ins came and went from the only weatherboard,well maintained house 1.5km from the town centre. far enough out for him and I bet you curious humans guessed! It was too far out for her. Doug and wills family home had its doors open for anyone and everyone under one condition! Make yourself at home or f**k off! Once you accept that all humans bleed red, you'll accept that no matter what you do,where you are or who the f**k you are or think you might be..... bad comes with good! good comes with the bad! Dougie was at peace and in his element every sunday afternon, His choice of music loud enough to be heard over the ride on mower doing its thing, a fine whiskey, dirty hands and his best mate by his side watching a fine selection of roast meat turning over on his home made rotisserie!... minding his own f*****g business whilst waiting for the family to roll in for there Sunday ritual. That Sunday night roast! Wilma on the other hand would roll outta bed once the bed was full of grand kids. She cherished this moment she'd say " The Sunday you kids don't come flooding my grandpa headless bed is the day I wont get up" After she'd finished telling a.... when granda was your age or I remember when you dad! story it was time together up. funny enough the fucken rooster would yell coocoo or whatever it is they do. Everyone would make there way to the dining table which sat in view from Wilma's "I'm busy" area. We won't make it to dance classes Tuesday afternoon this week Jerry so we won't be coming to Basketball training Ally. hey Nann you promised you would come watch our school concert this Thursday night was said in a confident but unsure voice from across the table! " We'll be there Jim! I'll pull a judges wig off and wear it down the pub if Willma even makes us late young fella. Thanks grandpa young coming from young Jim. Tell me the solution, not the problem! Doug & wills would only ever kiss, cuddle,banter each other! joke and laugh like no one Was watching infront of the grand kids. It was there way of educating and showing the kids that with a bit of acceptance, love and laughter! Empires will be built.