Arranged Marriage

Sander- ba't ba ang pangit mo.? Shey- ba't ba ang feeling gwapo mo.??? Sander- eh sa talagang gwapo naman ako eh Shey- wow.!!!! Kung naglalaki ako, mas gwapo pa nga ako sayo eh.!!! Sander- talaga.???? Eh ba't walang nanliligaw sayo.??? Shey- eh sa choosy ako eh.!! Sander- choosy ka pa sa lagay na yan.??? Shey- ouch naman huh.!! Grabe ka naman makapagsalita.!! Sander- kasi nga TRUTH REALLY HURTS.!! 😂 Shey- 'tangna mu Sander.!!!! GGSS ka talaga.!!!!!!!! Sander- pangeeeet.!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Yes, that scene was 10 years ago.. And yes, I've changed.. Like CHANGED so much.. And this is my story........ Papa- i have arranged for your marriage to Sander de Lambert.. It will take place 2 years from now.. Hindi rin naman kayo iba sa isa't-isa since you are both childhood friends.. So ngayon pa lang, you need to go out dating together.. Me- but Papa.!!! Papa- ipapahatid na kita roon ngayon sa mansyon nila para magkita na kayo at magkausap.. Maddy your new Nanny will go with you as your chaperone.. Me- but Papa.!!!!! Why do you........... Papa- by the Blessed Virgin.!!!!! Mary Sheivanna don't question my authority.!!!! I will not stand for any more of your opposition.! The marriage has been arranged and cannot be undone.! Inaantay ka na ni Sander doon sa mansyon at alam niyang kasama mo si Maddy.. Arranged marriage was what daughters were for, atleast daughters of wealthy French Men.. And yes, French ang Daddy ko.. At hindi na bago sa amin ang pagkakasundong kasalan.. Pero hindi ako papayag na makasal kay Sander.. Sander was my childhood BEST ENEMY... De Lambert Mansion........ Wow, just wow.!! Their mansion is way bigger than theirs.. oh well, ba't pa ba ako maninibago eh napakayaman ng mga De Lambert sa France.. Marami rin pala ang nagbago sa mansion na ito.. It's been 10 years since the last time i went here.. I stayed in France for 10 years but my personality is more of a Filipino since my Mom is Filipino.. I was walking in the hallway of the mansion when i heard two voices talking nearby.. Si Maddy ay sinabihan ko na hintayin na lamang ako sa visitor's lounge sa labas ng mismong mansion.. I overheard the two people's convos.. Voice 1- Dad, i cannot marry that ugly duckling.!!!! I cannot imagine myself marrying that humpty dumpty chubby chucky.!! This isn't a fairytale Dad na kapag hahalikan ko siya ay gaganda siya.!!!! Ohhhhh this sounds so intriguing.... Very very familiar...... So i walk closely to hear more of their convo.. i mean more of his INSULT.. Voice 2- Sander.!!! I didn't raise you to be that uneducated monster.!!! Shey is very different now.. You must see her.. And whether you like it or not, you're gonna marry her.! Ahhhuhhh.. So i was right.. Sander was still the old Sander.. And feeling gwapo at sobrang preskong kulukoy na kaaway niya.. So hindi pa rin siya nakaka-moved on sa Humpty Dumpty Chubby Chucky na nickname niya sakin.??? Seriously.??? At tinawag pa akong Ugly Duckling ng napaka-walanghiyang lalaking yun.????? Aba baka gusto niyang ingudngod ko ang mga mata niya sa itsura ko ngayon.??? Hello.! There's no more Chubby Chucky.. This is the new Mary Sheivanna Lacarte with silent E.!!! I don't wear Eyeglasses anymore, so expect an expensive CONTACT LENSES.. I don't have pimples parading on my face anymore kasi nga natapus na yung adolescent stage ko na yun.. and nobody calls CHUBBY sa vital stat na 34-24-34.!!!!!!! Sander- okay fine, im gonna meet her Dad.. but don't expect that im gonna like her.. Tito- go ahead Son.. I think she is outside already.. goodluck Son.!! Be nice to her.. Narinig ko na may papalapit sa kinaroroonan ko... It's too late to hide kasi nasa harap ko na si God Sander De Lambert.. ang Diyos ng mga hambug.!!!!!!!!! I was caught off guard.. Nasa mismong harapan ko si Sander.!!!!! Sander- oh wow.!! Do i know you.???? Me- huh.????? Ahhhhhh.... Im..... Sander- u must be Maddy.!!!!! Shey's Nanny.??? Right.??? Me- huh.?????? Sander- you don't look like a nanny though.. atin atin lang to huh, (he whispers) mas maganda ka pa yata sa amo mu.. 😂😂😂 Me- ahhhh ehhhh... So he thinks I'm Maddy.??? Hhhmmmmmm... well, this is going to be a good game.. okay, i play.!! Sander- anyways, is she outside already.? Me- hhmmmm No Sander.!! I mean no Sir.!!! Umuwi na po si Maam.. because she.... ahhh.. kasi po sumakit ang tiyan niya.!!! Yes, i had to lie.. i had to pretend.. kaya career-in ko na tu.!!! Akala niya huh.! I hurriedly called Maddy who was waiting in the visitor's lounge.. Pinauwi ko na ito para maumpisahan na ang role playing ko.. bwahahahahaha (insert evil laugh) Me- hmmmm Sir, narinig ko pong ipapakasal po kayo ni Maam Shey.. okay po ba iyon sa inyo.??? Sander- okay.???? You must be kidding me.. hahahahahaha.. Id rather die than marry that ugly duckling Me- eh di magpakamatay ka.!!!. Sander- whaatttt.? Me- sorry po Sir.. ang ibig ko pong sabihin, hindi naman po tamang magpakamatay kayo.. Saka mabait naman ho si Maam.. Sander- mabait.?? Kung anu ka pangit ang mukha niya ganun din ka pangit ng ugali niya.. Naku.!!! I'm just doing my best to hold my temper.. Napakawalanghiya talaga nitong Sander na tu...gggggrrrr Sander- Maddy, pwede ba next time kapag pumunta ako sa mansyon ng mga Lacarte ay ikaw na mag entertain sakin.?? Baka kasi masuka ako sa amo mu eh Me- mas nakakasuka ka.. Sander- anu yun Maddy.? Me- hmmm sabi ko po, wag po kayong mag-alala sir, ako ang bahala.!!!!. Ikaw ang kawawa, walanghiya.!!!! Gusto ko pa sanang idagdag kaso pinigilan ko ang sarili ko.. i need more patience... Me- Hhmmm Sir, uuwi na po ako.. Nag text po si maam na hindi na siya makakarating dito.. Sander- oh good.!! Sabihin mo sa kanya sana forever na siyang hindi magpakita 😂😂😂.. Me- wala naman pong FOREVER ah, so magkikita pa rin po kayo 😂 Sander- ang galing mo dun ah.!!! 😂 Me- naman Po.!!!! Sander- Maddy, thank you huh.. Napangiti mo ako ngayong araw.. Infairness, gentleman ang mokong.!! Hinatid ba naman ako sa gate nila at ipinahatid sa driver nila pauwi sa mansyon ng mga Lacarte, este ng mansyon pala namin.. Ang saya naman pala nitong role playing eh 😂😂😂😂 To be honest, Sander still looks good as ever.. Napaka gwapo pa rin niya at napakayabang 😂.. Actually when we were young, magkasundong magkasundo naman talaga kami ni Sander.. Nagbago lang ang lahat ng magka crush ako sa bestfriend nitong si Brandon.. I was 15 at the time and started my adolescent stage kaya nagka pimples ako.. Tinukso tukso na ako ni Sander kaya nahiya na akong magpakita kay Brandon.. Late bloomer din kasi ako kaya 15yrs old na ako nung nadatnan.. After my first period, doon na nagsimula ang CHUBBY history ko.. Sa sobrang frustrations ko sa sarili ko, i decided to come with Mama sa france.. Hanggang sa i liked it there and time helped me change.. So after 10yrs, nag bloom ako ng sobra.. 😉 Papa- Oh hija, how was it.? Have u met.?? Me- yes Papa.. and I'm enjoying his company.. Papa- see.??? I told you to trust me on this.. Noon pa lang ay alam ko ng kayo ang para sa isa't isa.. Gusto ko yatang maduwal sa sinabi ng Papa.. How can i even marry the guy na nuknukan sa yabang ang pag-uugali.??? May pa ID RATHER DIE pa itong nalalaman kanina eh.. ang saraaaapppp saksakin I have a plan.!!!!! I'll do everything para mas lalong ma turn-off si Sander sakin.!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 Nang sa gayun, walang kasalang mangyayari.. bwahahahaha (insert evil laugh again)