Irresistible Fanboy|Yoonmin

I was walking alone in a dark forest, humming my favorite's song lyrics. I stopped when I saw a blinding light approaching me more and more.. Is it a train? I didn't have enough time to think about it when "BAM"! I was laying on the ground, I opened an eye, I saw everything white, a blinding white, a white of an incredible whiteness, am I in paradise? Suddenly I started to hear someone calling me, "Jimin-ah!" It's a woman's voice. I still hear "Jimin-aah!". Yes, it is a woman but who? Possibly my paradise soulmate? "PARK f*****g JIMIN WAKE UP NOW!!" Paradise, my ass. I'm in f*****g hell. Paradise's soulmate? Huh. That's my mum. "Jimin, wake up you'll be late! You class starts at 8:30am and it's already 8!!" Shit.. shit..SHIT ! I got up from my bed with an incredible speed, put my pants and the first t-shirt I saw in the wardrobe, I quickly washed my face and brushed my teeth, I didn't even have time to shower. I went down to the kitchen, took a chocolate cereal bar and went out. I was running fast so that I can catch the bus and guess what? Yes, I forgot my bag. Waw Park Jimin you're so amazing! When I went back home my mum was waiting at the door with my bag. "Seriously what's wrong with you? Ughh I don't know what I did so bad to deserve a son like you.. Here! Take your bag and run!" Yes, that's how my f*****g life is. Things are always in disorder in addition to a f*****g nagging mum. But thanks god I have something that makes me forget my shitty life. "BTS" and especially "Suga", no I mean "Agust D", uhm no "Min Yoongi". Anyways this man is actually saving my life. With what? With his music.