"Blade is a f*****g asshole!"
"A stinky one with stinky s**t in his asshole!"
I laugh as my girl's roast Blade.
I'm making cupcakes.
I woke up on the right side of the bed today. This is the happiest I've been. I don't know if it's because my beautiful boyfriend is coming back tonight. Or because it's payday. Or simply because it's a national holiday so I get to lazy around and hang out with my friends all day.
Either way, it feels like a good day today and I finally got rid of Blade for good. Hopefully! God! I don't know what I saw in that piece of s**t. Love truly is blind.
"I still can't believe he's the secret admirer!"
"Well that makes two of us, Wendy," says Lex. "I would have sworn it's Tarak."
I also secretly thought and hoped it was Tarak just messing with my head.
It was
