27th February 2015
“What do you think?”
Ali looked up over the top of his magazine, and snorted. “Oh my God! What are you wearing?”
Harem pants. Bright blue harem pants. And a matching bra. And—
“Where on earth did you find that wig?”
Yazid beamed and did a twirl. He had, in true stag do fashion, made no attempt to actually look feminine, and his hairy chest under the bra was more than a bit disturbing.
“I take it Kevin settled on a theme then?”
“Disney princesses!”
Ali laughed. “And you’re Jasmine, are you?”
“Seemed fitting,” Yazid beamed. “Tell you what, though, these pants are not flattering. The sultans had weird tastes.”
He’d made an effort, Ali had to give him that. If he’d looked remotely like a woman, he might well have passed for Princess Jasmine. As it was…
“Princess Y
