The First Female Trillionaire

December 15th, 2010. Bank Account: -100.68 "Hello, my name is Madeline. Nice to meet you."  "Hello Madeline, I am Cristian Grey, are you Elsa's friend?" _____ This is the conversation that started on this very day. I am 20 years old and I'm a hot mess, to be honest. I don't know what I am. I'm in heavy bouts of depression and all I want to do is sleep all day. Hmmm... "Can sleeping pay my bills?" Cause if it can I would be the best sleeper in the world.  Anyways, who am I? Why is this very conversation with said Cristian Gray so significant? And why is my bank account at a balance of -100 and I'm not freaking out? Well, dear reader, I am freaking out, and because I'm freaking out my friend Elsa decided this was the best time for me to meet as she says "The man of my dreams." Wait... Let me stop you right there. "The man of my dreams?" Hmmph. Does not exist. Because I, Madeline M. Clark is one of the hardest to satisfy. The reason being I am so picky and I actually already have a list of the guy that I quote on quote "want to marry." If this guy ever exists I will marry him in a heartbeat, but as I said I have gone on many dates, have had many a Bumble swipes, and have still not found the guy.  In all honesty, I'm tired of looking.  Hinge, Bumble, ChristiansMingle, Tinder. Which one have I not tried. Not a single one of them works. Wait... Wait... I think I got it! What if I created something where a woman can actually put a list out there of their dream guy and from there the guy after meeting every single qualification through a test will actually be able to talk to a said girl they are actually interested in. As I sat in front of this guy, Cristian Grey. My mind turned at hundreds of miles per minute thinking about the biggest dilemma I can solve for a woman.  As Cristian sat in front of my gesturing and telling me a long story. "Hey, Cristian." "Yeah?" What do you think of an app or something that woman can actually create a list of their dream guy and from there the guy who is interested in them would have to take a test. The test will be long and tedious maybe 1 hour long to see if this is the guy the girl is looking for and from there they will either find love or keep looking.  What do you think? "Uhm oh wow. You are quite a thinker, aren't you? I like that!" Cristian says.  Madeline looks at Cristian with a contemplative look and decides she's ditching.  "I have to go. I have something I need to do." "Uhm well can we meet another da.. "  Before Cristian could finish his sentence, Madeline was walking out the door.  As she walked she was thinking and as she thought, she started running.  As she got home. She first did some research. She looked at some likes and dislikes of women. She looked up ideal guys, girls would want and she looked and looked and did a ton of research on what to do next.