BALL FART: ORIGINS

The sun emits powerful heatwave on the sand of the earth below as a lonely man by the name of Bobby Rib walks through the Cherry Pop Fizz Desert in search of a artifact capable of granting oneself emense power which could be used for both destruction and creation, this artifact is nonetheless the almight Ball Fart. Intro(lil Nas x call me by your name) CHAPTER 1: ENTER BOBBY 3 weeks before Bobby had ended up alone in the Cherry Pop Fizz Desert, he had recently just come in contact with his life-long rival, Reed. Lately, Bobby has been trying to avoid contact with Reed so he decides to make his way to an old friends house in the wacky land of ButtPubeVille. Many of the townsfolk give Bobby judging looks immediately noticing him as a immigrant, but he minds his own business and makes his way to his friends. He gets ready to knock on the door but it flies right open as a tall and lengthy guy burst out and edges all over Bobby causing him to go flying miles away. The man simply leaps over as he uses his edging power to propell himself down from the sky like a nuke. There's a large explosion, and as the dust settles both Bobby and the tall guy are seen on the ground smiling and laughing. Manny: "Well Well Well I knew you'd still be strong Bobby, but why the hell haven't you visited in so long dude?!" Bobby: "Sorry brussuh, I've been.. busy yould say, but listen I need your help.. please I have no one else to ask Manny" Manny passes for a moment with a blank and empty look on his face, he then nonchalantly scratches his nutsack. Manny: "Sure what's up buddy" Bobby: "Ok thank you brussuh, anyways do you remember that artifact we were looking for, the Ball fart?" Manny: "Oh yeah bruh I remember, I thought you gave up on that because Reed of what happeneduh with you and Reed." Bobby: "Well that's just it brussuh.. I ran into Reed a few weeks back in StankButt City and he's still looking for it. He plans to use the power of the Ball Fart to destroy the universe and create a new one in his image." Manny: "HOLY MOLY!! Well then, I suppose we should get started then. Follow me Bobby.." Manny takes Bobby to an old bunker from the ancient Bajeetus war, ever since Manny moved into buttpubeville he's been using this bunker as a secret armory where's he has stored all types of weapons for years, even ones capable of wiping out countries instantly. Bobby: " WHAT THE SIGMA?!?!?! Where did you get all this stuff Manny?!" Manny: " Well when you font have any kind of crazy super powers you have to specialize in other forms of combat, don't forget i have the greatest edging techniques since Timmy and Cooner from the ancient times." Manny smiles at his own skill as he pulls down a sniper rifle with modified incendiary rounds with FMJ tips. He also hands Bobby a few c*m grenades which immediately bounds any surrounding targets in a 20 foot radius causing them to slowly suffocate. Manny: " Alright Bobby look around and take anything you might need, except from that red wall in the back, those are all my nuclear devices and I know Reed is powerful but not deadly enough to where we will need to destroy a whole country." Manny walks out of the room to go take a fat dump which echos through the house, meanwhile Bobby stares hesitantly at the wall of explosive weapons. Bobby: "Sorry Manny.. but my gut just tells me we will need this..." Bobby quickly reaches for a small ball shaped device no bigger than an infants nutsack and shoves it in his pocket. Suddenly Manny walks back in dressed in a new attire which appears that of an ancient warrior who fought alongside Timmy and cooner, no one knows this warriors name and for hundreds of years he's simply been known as the man of the forenagan. Bobby: "Woah man, slick drip. Got anything for me?" Manny: "Well obviously." Manny goes to the closet revealing a very advanced 3d printer using it to pull up a saved copy of a suit he made specifically for Bobby and his intense jelking power. Bobby: "Listen bruh I appreciate the suit and all but why does it look like a zesty spiderman suit.. like brussuh you just made the blue parts fishnet and left the red.." Manny chuckles: " It's not fishnet buddy, it's weaved titanium fabric mixed eith traces of uranium. It's the only thing that wouldn't take damage from your own jelking power." Bobby slides into the suit as he equips his mask: "Oh I see, well truly thank you brussuh" The two finish gearing up as they make their way out of buttpubeville but not before Manny says goodbye to the townsfolk he has helped look after all this time. And with that the two set off on their adventure, a few days go by as they finally make it pass the border of the town entering the wild lands which is just ruins from the ancient bajeetus war. As the two walk through the cave of bajeetus's remains they begin hearing slight snarling sounds as if something was in their with them. Manny: " Bobby we need to be on our guard" And before Bobby could reply a massive mutated creature comes charging out of the shadows, Bobby waste no time dashing in the air and shooting a jelk blast at the beast scaring it away like a coward. Bobby: "it looked like it used to be a dog or something.." Manny: "poor guy must've had no choice but to eat the remains of bajeetus, guess that's what mutated him.." As Bobby and Manny travel through the ruins Reed and his militia of Taiwanese ladyboys are already hot on the trail of the Ball Fart. They tracked down Bobby's course to buttpubeville where they tear the town apart looking for Bobby and Manny. Reed: "TEAR THIS JOINT APART UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT!!!" The ladyboy miltia start slaughtering all the townsfolk one by one. Ladyboy soldier: "Sir, we found some sort of armory in a old bunker up past the hills, it seems to be booby trapped eith very advanced technology, the three ladyboys you sent to check that area got severely injured trying to enter." Reed: " Manny.. he's always been a crafty little squirt, forget the armory we need to hurry and follow them!" Reed and his ladyboy militia all leave in petercopters as buttpubeville and all its residents burn down to ash. CHAPTER 2: A MAN WHO POOPS NUKES (Intro: have s*x from morbius) Manny: "We finally made it out of that flippin carcass bruh" Bobby: "for real brussuh, we were lost in the sperm tube for almost 3 days. But soon we should be coming across the village of diaharea." Manny and Bobby continue their journey with Reed and his militia hot on their trail. Unfortunately with Reeds high amount of spareable ladyboys it was easy to navigate through the remains of bajeetus. Manny and Bobby finally arrive at the diaharea village where they are kindly greeted by its villagers, a few of the females even take notice to the two foreigners inviting the guys to join them for a meal at the Cheifs Lodge. Bobby and Manny walk in with the women as they see a man sitting upside in a throne made of amethyst squirt juice with his big round butt up un the air. The ladies wake up the man as they speak in some strange language. The man's eyes pop open as he farts so hard he flips upright and flies in the air crashing back into his throne. Tybo: "So you two huh? Well you guys weren't expected for another few years but whatever." Manny: "ehhh, what in ever living sigma are you talking about? " Tybo: " You're names are Bobby and Manny correct?" Both guys nod confusingly as the Cheif stands up and starts twisting his nuthairs through his clothes. Tybo: "Yeah so long story short there's a property that my people have kept sacred since the ancient bajeetus war, it talks of two men with extraordinary capabilities of edging and jelking combined who will come together to protect the universe against the one reeds." Bobby: " uhhhh, yeah like he said what the sigma you talking about brussuh??" Manny: " I mean other than the edging and jelking techniques we are clueless to your words cheif. I mean I myself am I follower of the great Timmy and cooner, to be honest I'm even the last descendant of the man with the forenagan and even then I've never heard of any prophecy." All of the villagers instantly poop themselves in shock at the words which came from Manny's mouth. The Cheifs expression changes to a more serious state as he reaches in his pants and rips out some of his nutsack hair and drops it on the ground. Tybo: " To see if your words are true, I challenge you to a ball brawl!" Manny: "What in the skibidi is a ball brawl bruh?" Bobby: "Wait I've heard of this, it's a ancient art of combat where 2 warriors fight for the truth." Manny: "combat?.. hmm well chief I don't really care about the prophecy and all that but I love to have a good fight, it really gets my balls buzzing ya know. Heck just thinking about it makes my testes squirm!" The chief smiles deviously as he tells the villagers to prepare the arena, once arriving Manny is told to wait on a side of the arena while the chief is on the other side, meanwhile Bobby was gifted to view the fight from the top of the arena. The sounds of trumpets blow signaling the two challengers to step forward. Manny: "Man this this is gonna be fun, I didn't plan on fighting anyone here but gotta do what ya gotta do I guess. Oh yeah what is your actual name chief?" Tybo: "hehe.. its Tybo" (Turok song) Chief Tybo instantly farts creating a shockwave that sends him flying to Manny but he barely misses as Manny limbos under the chief and then bounces off the ground spinning in the air as he kicks Tybo away. Tybo stances himself as he charges up a devastating fart. Tybo: "AAAAAGHGH!! LETS SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE THIS!!!" Manny stands nonchalantly as Tybo comes charging towards him at 200 miles per hour leaving a trail of butt stank behind him but Manny only chuckles. Manny: " Secret Technique: foreskin shuriken jutsu" A large shuriken shaped object forms at Mannys finger tips spinning at such incredible speed the entire arena is shaken by the force of the wind. Tybo turn his body around to try and decrease the impact of the shuriken with his fart blast but as the dust clears away from the impact Manny is seen standing tall over Tybo who is kneeling with c*m and blood dripping from his butt. Tybo: "you were telling the truth.. very well" Manny reaches out helping tybo stand up: "gotta say you're strong, if I would have done that move to late you would have squirted all over me." Tybo: "Well Manny, you really are HIS descendant. And that move you did confirms the prophecy even more so please come with me." After the Ball brawl, chief tybo takes Manny and Bobby to the Temple of Tooner where he shows them the ancient prophecy carved into the walls of the temple, with a banner even hanging in the middle showing the imprint of a shuriken referring to mannys secret technique. CHAPTER 3: THE POWERS OF A CHIEF AND GENERAL (Intro dB legends banner song) Bobby and Manny sit in the villages armory helping them form a plan for Reed to ensure they can stop him before anyone of them gets closer to the ball fart. After coming up with a solid ambush tactic designed by Manny who had went around observing the environment of the village and getting any blueprint details from chief tybo. That night all the villagers along with the chief, Bobby, and manny all camp out in pre-made trenches that Manny had the villagers dig out to help trap whatever vehicles Reed and his militia may be using. Tybo: "Listen Bobby and Manny brussuhs, I request that you two go on ahead and continue your path for the Ball fart. I assure we will hold off Reed with our lives." Bobby: "what are you crazy brussuh?! Don't be silly chief we are going to stay and fight." Tybo: (sighs) "I had a feeling you'd say that" Suddenly Bobby is knocked unconscious as Reed and his ladyboy miltia arrive, some not noticing the trenches and falling right into the trap full of feces and denizens. Reed signals for the rest of the ladyboys to stop and try to find another way around the booby trapped village. He then leaps into the air landing only a few feet away from chief tybo. Reed: "where are they." Tybo: " there far gone by now, you won't get the ball fart before them, the prophecy has already told us that they will defeat. the man. who. Reeds." Reed starts to growl has he gets an erection which makes his pp as big as tree, he starts slinging his pp around wildly destroying the village trying to squash the chief. Tybo leaps around Reeds massive pp and starts using the pubes as monkey bars to avoid being hit. Tybo launches himself in their air with a fart and farts once more to increase the velocity of his fall, and right as he gets ready to land a blow to Reed, his massive pp comes flying around walking tybo out of the air like a giant flyswatter. The chief quickly recovers himself as he repeatedly farts propelling himself to Reed and Mach 2 speed. And right as he gets ready to land the blow his arm is caught by one of Reeds soldiers. But not just any soldier, his lead command, General skinwalker Joe biden. (Akatsuki song) The general stands there gripping tybo with incredible strength breaking his arm, and doing all so with a ominous grin and speaking no words. Reed takes this opportunity to retreat and follow after Bobby and Manny. General skinwalker Joe biden then let's go of tybo as he roundhouse kicks him across the street then. The chief ragefully crawls from out the rubble instantly charging towards the general as they both start boxing back and forth, tybo trying to use his part power to increase his speed but general biden keeps up to easily even crawling and hopping on the ground dodging tybos attacks. Tybo: "what the flip are you bruh" General skinwalker Joe biden stands ominously as he starts popping all is bones out of place, tybo hesitantly tries to figure out what his opponent is planning by standing there tweaking like a crackhead. Skinwalker Joe biden starts running on all fours towards tybo as he leaps up trying to bite him on the neck, tybo backflips and uses his fsrt power to increase his velocity landing a devastating kick to the generals taint. Skinwalker Joe biden quickly pounces back at tybo viciously swaying his arms around trying to s***h the chief. Tybo repeatedly spams his fart ability to dodge the attacks but he struggled to keep up with the generals speed. Tybo: "YOU'RE STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES BRUSSUH" Tybo farts himself into the air and starts focusing his energy to his butthole as he releases a powerful fart destroying the entire road and all the buildings nearby even knocking out skinwalker Joe biden. Chief tybo starts falling to the ground as he faints using all his energy to release that final attack. CHAPTER 4 : ALMOST THERE (Intro: my hero op1) Manny is driving quickly as Bobby starts to wake up in the backseat. Bobby: "ugghh.. what happeneduh?.. WAIT MANNY WHERE ARE WE GOING WE HAVE TO GO BACK AND HELP THE VILLAGE!" Manny doesn't respond as he keeps his eyes on the road going as fast as the car will let them. Bobby immediately catches on to what why he got knocked out and quickly jumps up in the front seat punching Manny in the fave which causes them to flip and crash into a tree. Both Bobby and Manny start crawling out of the car ready to fight. Bobby: "MANNY WHAT THE HECK, I DONT CARE WHAT THE CHIEF TOLD YOU WE HAVE TO GO BACK!" Manny: "I understand Bobby, but the chief urged that we go to the ball fart as soon as we can, he even admitted that we stayed in the village longer than we should have." Bobby: "THATS NOT THE POINT AND YOU KNOW IT MANNY! WE ARE GOING BACK NOW!" Manny: "No Bobby." Bobby: "Dont make me jelk on you brussuh.." Manny: "We have a job to do, you asked me to help get the ball fart and that's what we are going to do." Bobby immediately charges at Manny trying to hit him but Manny swiftly dodges all his attacks without touching him. Bobby then uses his jelking powers to make his pp harder which increase his testerone beyond human capabilities giving him an ultra strength and speed boost. Using a fraction of his power he now starts making Manny struggle to keep up as Bobby is even able to land a few blows. Manny: "fine, very a n****r about it" Manny then presses a button on his watch that disables the suit he had made for Bobby causing it to self destruct and severely injured Bobby melting his face till its nothing but a horrifying and scarred image of a man. Bobby: "AAAAGGHH WHAT THE HECK, THIS IS NOT SKIBIDI!!!" Manny pulls out a small stem device that instantly takes away the pain from the burning but doesn't reverse the affects. Manny: "I'm sorry Bobby but you left me no choice, so either we can keep going to get the ball fart or I will leave you here and we will never cross paths again, we are almost there brussuh.." Bobby sighs as he gets up and shakes mannys hand. Bobby: "I'll get you back one day brussuh" The two start laughing as they keep shaking hands moving on from their moment of conflict. But there moment of joy is soon interrupted by Reed and his militia of ladyboys all surrounding Bobby and Manny, Reed jumps from the tank as he walks towards Bobby and Manny. Reed: "Well Well Well, you two were so close. Hehehe." Manny: "Bobby, we are close to the sacred temple, look back there." Everyone looks past the trees to see the top of the temple infront of the moon, Manny takes this opportunity to quickly charge pass Reed taking over his tank, Manny then starts to destroy all the other militia vehicles and wiping out the ladyboys, Bobby waste no time powering up his jelk energy trying to attack Reed. Reed: "too slow bobby" Reed spins around Bobby enlarging his pp waving it around destroying everything even changing the biome around then to nothing but a battle field. Reed slams his pp into Bobby but he catches it and slings Reed through the air by his massive pp slamming him into the ground, Manny then comes from out of the tank weilding a dagger and pistol, he starts shooting at Reed to help him get closer as he slides behind Reed stabbing both his legs which temporarily immobilize him, Manny waste no time trying to shoot Reed in the back of the head but is quickly knocked away by Reeds massive pp which had dug through the ground behind them. Bobby and Manny start walking up to Reed from each side as their auras become visible. Bobby: "let's show him how to thug shake, manny" Manny: "Yeah, brussuh" They both instantly charge towards Reed but are caught by their wrist. Reed: "Well, this is getting interesting" Bobby suddenly gets buff as his body starts vibrating from his jelking energy which has evolved to a new state while mannys right eye changes to a purple color with the ancient symbol of foreskin encrypted to his eye. (Fight song: Mattyb Mrs Jackson) Bobby knees Reed in the gut as he flies up and starts Punching him higher into the sky, Reed then kicks Bobby away as he dashes towards Manny. Manny smoothly evades all of Reeds attacks with his forrenagan unlocked, a power inherited by his ancestor. Manny then stretches out his foreskin and wraps it around Reed as Bobby charges up a jelk bomb then shoots it at the entrapped Reed. Manny: "It's not over bobby" Reed dashes from out the rubble up to Bobby as they begin exchanging blows back and forth, Reed then grabs Bobby's balls and squeezes them until he coughs up blood and falls from the sky. Reed then charges at Manny but struggles to get a hold on him due to mannys forrengans ability of foresight and him already being a expert in combat. Manny starts trying to close the distance once more with his last few bullets as he then pulls out a 2nd dagger to duel wield which he then begins landing many light slashes all over Reeds body. Right as Manny goes for the throat he is once more once away by Reeds giant pp. Reed: "FINE, ILL JUST GO CRAZY ON THE BEAT!!" Reed then starts yelling as he charges up all of his energy, his aura so intense it sends out shockwaves across the state. A bright light appears as Reeds silhouette levitate above the ground, but now his appearance has changed. Reed: "I call this form jester Reed, but filth like the two of you can simply refer to me as Jeed" Manny: "Uh oh brussuh.." Manny starts running towards the temple to hurry and get the ball fart so he can out an end to Reeds torment. But even with his forenagan it's hard to keep up with jester Reeds power. Manny arrives at the temple as he baits Reed into blowing a hole through the wall as an entrance to which Manny instantly runs inside looking for the Ball fart. Manny: "Oh come on brussuh where the flip is this thing!" Manny quickly parkours his way to the tops of the temple as he hears Reeds voice following behind him. Reed: "come on Manny, don't make this harder than it has to be." As Manny finally arrives at the top of the temple he sees a small wooden crate emitting a very ominous yet warm aura, Manny hurrily walks over to it and opens the crate revealing a bag of some type of green nut. Reed: "THERE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE MICK!" Reed shoots an energy blast knocking Manny out from the temple at the very top, he barely softens his blow but still faints from the pain to his head. Meanwhile Reed cheers himself on as he prepares to eat the crate of nuts. Reed: "FINALLY, THE POWER OF THE BALL FSRT WILL BE MINE, I CANT WSIT TO MAKE A UNIVERSE WHERE TOY CHIKA AND TAILS ARE MY s*x SLAVES!!!!!" Bobby: "not so fast brussuh" Bobby appears from nowhere as he steals the crate and throws it down to Manny and then starts pulverising jester Reed even ripping off his pp then shoving it up reeds butt. Bobby stands shakily in pain as he makes his way down to Manny and the ball fart. Bobby: "Manny are you alright brussuh" Manny: "ugghh.. yeah I'm alright, where is Reed and the ball fart" Bobby: "Reed is dead, and the ball fart is right. We did it brussuh." Manny and Bobby both hold on to each other as they both walk away with the ball fart. CHAPTER 5: AND HERE WE ARE NOW (Intro: undertale 'home') A few years have now gone by since Bobby and Manny prevented their old nemesis Reed from destroying the universe with the power of the Ball Fart, they ended up staying as partners and creating a top secret organization that protects the universe from threats and is sworn to guard the ball fart for all eternity, from generation to generation. One evening while Ball Fart Headquarters was being closed up for the night, a janitor, a regular civilian man, happened to wonder into Mannys top secret room which has been harboring the secret ball fart this entire time. The janitor conner heard something from within the wooden crate calling to him, begging to be eaten.