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I can’t quite understand what happened but things got sour fast! Just a few seconds after Mr. Senator and I came in contact with this priest and this.... angel, things
didn’t go as expected. I expected hugs and kisses from other survivors but in reality, Mr. Senator drew his gun and aimed at the head of the priest. The chick then drew her machete and I of
course in a display of manliness drew my sticks and did a fighting stance so badass, Mr. Senator looked at me and smacked me in the head while saying “Umayos ka
nga! Killer ’tong nasa tapat naten. Di mo ba siya kilala? Para kang bakla sa tayo mo umayos ka!”
The chick laughed at me... I’ve have never been more embarrassed like this since the day I shat my white pants during my first communion in grade 3. Nuns scare me, okay? The
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