Chapter 6I was conflicted about my feelings for Scott. He was super cute, had a great personality, and provided plenty of material for my nightly wanking. On the other hand, he was a friend. A good friend. Unlike Mindy, he wasn’t conniving or snarky or mercurial. He was simply a nice, dependable dude. So why couldn’t I just have platonic feelings for him? I began to wonder—could I ever have a guy friend and not be attracted to him? I began looking for excuses not to hang out with Scott. And I think he figured it out, giving me space. Things at school became busy for the next little while, anyway, so it wasn’t all that hard to avoid him. Min was another matter. She stuck to me like glue, still determined to get me laid. “Before Christmas.” “What?” “We’re going to pop that cherry before

