‘Albert George Blundell, you have been read your rights and cautioned following your arrest for alleged corruption and misconduct in public office. You are now being interviewed in respect of those charges. Do you have anything to say before the interview proceeds?’ DCI Earnest Fellows asked.
‘No nowt, except to say that this is a f*****g farce.’
‘Do you want a solicitor, sir, one can be provided if you don’t have the means,’ DS Ben Deedes asked with a straight face.
‘You cheeky bastard, whoever the f**k you are, I could buy you out fifty times over,’ Blundell responded angrily.
‘That’s exactly why you’re being investigated,’ Deedes retorted.
‘OK, let’s get to it,’ Fellowes interceded. ‘Interview commenced. This is an interview with Albert George Blundell of 23 Fulwood Crescent, Fulwo
