ARE WE WORSHIPERS ?

RABBI Hey, Luciana, are you going to church? LUCIANA Yeah, and what do you think? RABBI Wait!... With this kind of dress? LUCIANA What are you trying to say, Rabbi? That my dress is not suitable for church? RABBI It is good you figured it out yourself. Just look at you now, you look like you are going to a party and not church. All your breasts are showing off. This is not appropriate for church, Luciana. LUCIANA I will be happy if you mind your own business with your damn gown, Rabbi. You just don't know fashion because you are very poor. I have a favor to ask God today, so don't tempt me, okay? RABBI Excuse me? We all know you only dress to impress Garnacho, but girl, wake up!. Garnacho doesn't see you. You are not his type, Luciana. LUCIANA Ohh, so you are now Garnacho's manager, huh? Just tell me girl, do you love him, Rabbi? RABBI Look at you now, do you think everyone is just like you? Then sorry, I am too expensive for that. Just a word of advice, change before is too late. LUCIANA Whatever! I am off from here. Cha Cha, see you, ugly b***h. Luciana laughed and went away. With the encounter with Rabbi, Luciana was very pissed off till she met her two best friends. FLAIR Hey, Luciana, why does your face look like a car has run over you?, LYRICAL Yeah, you look really mad, girlfriend. LUCIANA And who do you think can make me mad like this, Lyrical? FLAIR Err...let me guess...your boyfriend? LYRICAL Come on Flair, we all know she broke up with her boyfriend already. FLAIR But she went there yesterday to have s*x, Lyrical. LUCIANA Both of you, shut up!. We are not talking about my love life here, if I may remember. FLAIR Ohh yeah! Who's that b***h then? LUCIANA That ugly b***h, Rabbi. FLAIR But we all know she's not ugly. LYRICAL If you ask me, then I would say she's more beautiful than you. LUCIANA Are you girls really my friends? They laughed . FLAIR We are just kidding. So what does that b***h want from you now? LYRICAL She's not a b***h, but rather a holy virgin girl. LUCIANA Ohh cut the craps. We are all virgins. FLAIR Who gave you that hope, Luciana? LUCIANA As far as we are not pregnant, then we are definitely virgins. LYRICAL Tell us what happened then. LUCIANA That Rabbi was not happy with my dress. FLAIR And what's wrong with your dress? LUCIANA She said my breasts are showing off, and it is a church am going, not a party. FLAIR And what does she care if your breast is showing off? Come on, this is how we dress and we don't really care about anyone. Gosh! She is just jealous of you. Don't mind her, girlfriend. LUCIANA Yeah, girls. Let's go inside, the guys will be here soon. As Luciana and her friends were done with their conversations, Garnacho and his boys, Blaco and Arthur were also busy chatting. BLACO Oboy Garnacho! You look cool today. Don't tell me it is all for the girls? GARNACHO Ohh guys, we all know I have eyes for only one girl, and that's Rabbi. ARTHUR Dude, forget it. It won't work. You are wasting your precious time because you are not her type. GARNACHO If I am not, then who? You, Arthur?. ARTHUR I would love to, but she doesn't like bad guys like us. BLACO Whatever, forget about her, guys. Look! Pretty girls are here. GARNACHO Do you mean cheap girls are here, Blaco? Because I am not interested in them. BLACO Garnacho, it is Luciana and her girls I am talking about. ARTHUR Blaco, cut your nagging. I have already had s*x with Flair. BLACO Wow, boy! I am really impressed. Make I go and chop Lyrical too then. ARTHUR Bro, What about you? Are you going for Luciana? GARNACHO Over my dead body. She's not my type. ARTHUR But she dressed to impress you, Garnacho. GARNACHO And why should I care? Did I tell her to dress like that? BLACO Guys, let's go inside. The church is about to start. They went inside. Meanwhile, Luciana and her girls were still outside talking. LYRICAL Girls, did you see Garnacho's face? He seems pissed off. FLAIR I think they were talking about us. LUCIANA Ohh my gosh! I hope it is not about our dress? LYRICAL Just forget about it and let's go inside. Now church was over and Rabbi and her best friend Rosie were busy talking about how church went. RABBI Rosie, did you heard pastor Gringo's preaching today? ROSIE Yeah, it was awful. All he always preaches about is money. RABBI Yeah, he has never talked about our dress and how we behave at church before. ROSIE And how is he going to say it, if his own daughter was dressed like that? RABBI Are you talking about his daughter , Empress? . ROSIE Who else if not her? Forget about them and let's talk about Garnacho and his boys. RABBI Enough of your gossip, Rosie. I have told you several times that I don't like that half-breed. ROSIE But he likes you. RABBI He only likes my virgin, which he's not going to get. Rosie laughed. ROSIE I like Blaco. RABBI Forget about that boy, Rosie. He's going to break your virgin and leave you behind. ROSIE Very funny, Rabbi. Let's go home. I am very hungry. As they went home, Garnacho and his boys were also busy chatting. BLACO Eii Garnacho! Today all your attention was on her. GARNACHO Well... I couldn't help it but to stare. She's so beautiful. I will definitely marry her. ARTHUR But she didn't give you an eye today. GARNACHO What! She did!. ARTHUR She did it because her crazy friend told her to. BLACO Ohh, that girl who's crazy for me?. What's her name again?... GARNACHO Her name is Rosie and she's not crazy. I think she is pretty too. ARTHUR Hey, do you know that during praises, Luciana was dancing to impress you, Garnacho? But what did you do, You were busy admiring your crush who doesn't see or care about you. GARNACHO I'm hungry, let's continue this at my house. They left for home while arguing. All this while, Luciana was pissed off because of Garnacho. LUCIANA Oh hell! I'm very disappointed. All this dressing for nothing. LYRICAL Aww, poor Luciana. Blaco was all over me today. FLAIR Only to get into your pants, what else, Lyrical? LYRICAL Oh, just like Arthur did to you and damped you. LUCIANA Girls, stop fighting and let's figure out what to do. FLAIR What are you implying, Luciana? LUCIANA I think I have to use some charming on Garnacho. LYRICAL And do you think it is going to work on that black American boy? LUCIANA I just don't know. I am going to try. FLAIR And where are you going to get that, Luciana? LUCIANA From Empress. FLAIR What! The pastor's daughter? . LUCIANA Stop shouting, will you? Someone may hear us. LYRICAL Yeah, flair, you are too loud. LUCIANA Come on girls, let's go to my house and continue. Back to pastor Gringo's house. He and his wife are home, busy making plans for themselves and their daughter. PASTOR GRINGO Ohh my wife! Oh, today we got a lot of money at church. MRS. BIANCA And what are you going to do with it? . PASTOR GRINGO What else? Buy a new car. MRS. BIANCA Why should you buy a new car when your church members would buy it for you, if you asked them? PASTOR GRINGO Ohh sweetie, you are right. You have an idea, my lovely Bianca. Let me keep the money in my bank account then. MRS. BIANCA Honey, what do you think about Mrs. Angelica's son? . GRINGO Are you talking about her American son, Garnacho? MRS BIANCA Yeah, I think he will be suitable for our daughter. GRINGO Yeah, and they are rich too. I will talk to Mrs. Angelica about this. MRS BIANCA Honey, just tell her that, it is God's wish for both of them to marry. She will believe you. GRINGO My wife, using God's name is too much. MRS BIANCA But you always do. Pastor Gringo laughed because his wife had cornered him.