Transmigrated As The Only Woman

“Those panties are f*****g ugly! Dora the Explorer!” Keir teased as he looked up at my skirt. My eyes blazed as I bent down to glare at him. We were currently climbing over the school fence just to cut class. We were practically hanging by a thread between life and death, yet the first thing he worried about was what my panties looked like. “f**k you! Pervert! Go to hell! Why don’t you just crack your skull open?!” I snapped at him. I angrily kicked his hand while he was holding on to the fence. He gasped, but he still managed to hold on to the wooden beam. “You talk too damn much! Just hurry up! Ma’am Castro might see us!” he snapped back. I could clearly see sweat dripping down his neck. I could only grimace. That bastard f*****g stinks. “Wait, dumbass!” I snapped back. I grabbed one of the wooden beams above me and raised my right leg to step on the metal bars. “Hurry up! Dora’s peeking!” he teased. I pressed my foot harder against his hand, making him scream even louder in pain. “You’re such a f*****g b***h!” he said irritably. I grinned at him and continued climbing until we finally reached the other side of the fence. I saw a group of girls smoking at the corner. One of them waved at me and grinned when she saw Keir. “Skipping class again, huh? Where are you going? To a hotel?” Ozawa said. Her companions, who were also smoking, burst into laughter. I raised my middle finger at her. “I’ll shove that cigarette up your ass, you f*****g b***h!” I snapped. She grinned back at me. “Look at you getting all worked up. Keep that up, and someone might shove something else up your ass later!” She blew out a puff of smoke. I coughed. “Don’t you dare snitch on us, you i***t! I’ll tell your boyfriend that you’re cheating on him!” I warned her. Keir had already climbed down and dusted off his uniform. Ozawa’s group started cheering even louder. I raised my middle finger at her again. “Let’s go!” Keir called out to me. My eyes narrowed when I saw Ozawa grinning at us. “Be careful! You might break the bed! Poor p***y!” they shouted. I cursed them out until we were far enough away. “You’re such a troublemaker!” Keir snapped. I gave him the middle finger. “f**k you!” I said through clenched teeth. Keir grabbed my hand and pulled me along as we ran away from the campus. Behind the campus were nothing but factories, so the area was filled with smoke. There were also plenty of street food vendors along the roadside. “You’re treating me, right? You said you’d treat me because you lost our bet! You’re such a weakling!” I started. I pointed at our usual hangout. We called it Mang Kanor’s food stall. Why Mang Kanor? Because he looked like Mang Kanor. “Kiss my ass first,” Keir snapped. I rolled my eyes, but he picked up a stick anyway, signaling that he was going to treat me today. Just like always, the place was packed with people. “Only one kikiam for you. You’re such a glutton,” he teased. I glared at him. “You keep running your mouth, yet your breath stinks!” I snapped back. Keir chuckled. I ended up smiling, too. The i***t kept talking while grabbing some kikiam. You’d think he could actually afford all of it. He even picked up extra pieces. That dumbass was a servant of the devil. “Your Aquaflask loses to Kuya’s sauce container! His sauce container smells like hell, too!” he said before bursting into laughter. “Are you f*****g serious?” I muttered. I squeezed in beside him. I burst into laughter, too, because it was true that Mang Kanor used an Aquaflask to store his sauces. I took everything I wanted because I knew he had no choice but to treat me. If he dared refuse, he’d meet me in hell. “What? Are you satisfied now?” he asked. Meanwhile, I was rubbing my stomach because I was already full. He pulled out his frog-shaped wallet and frowned as he peeked inside. “I’m not satisfied yet, you know.” I flashed him a dog-like grin, even though my stomach felt like it was about to burst from eating too much. “Are you f*****g kidding me, you i***t?” he said. “Let’s go to my grandpa’s farm!” I invited him. His face became even more sour at the suggestion. “Your grandpa’s farm? You mean that haunted house?” I could tell from his voice alone that he didn’t want to come with me. I pinched him and dragged him away. He kept complaining, but he couldn’t do anything when I pulled him into a jeepney. It was cramped inside, and I couldn't help smiling when our bodies touched. He kept pouting at me. I knew that deep down, he was already cursing me out, but I didn’t care. I always had to get my way because I was three months older than him. “One, two, three!” I whispered. I grabbed Keir’s arm, and we jumped off the jeepney together. I could still hear the driver shouting curses and pointing at us as we ran away. I covered both our faces with the jacket I was carrying because I noticed someone recording us. I didn’t want to go viral! “You f*****g i***t! You’re such an i***t!” Keir gasped between breaths as we ran through the rice fields. Some people were already busy with their own activities, while others turned to look at us. “I don’t have any money for the fare, dumbass!” I snapped back. I smacked his arm. “Don’t act like you’ve never done the one-two-three trick on a jeepney before! You’re acting all innocent, you f*****g i***t!” “I’ve changed, you asshole!” he shouted between breaths. We stopped for a moment at a small waiting shed. This was also our usual hangout whenever we wanted to skip a boring class. Who would even feel motivated to study when you had a whale for a teacher and a perverted, bald pedophile who preyed on minors and looked like a dirty floor rag? His f*****g head was so shiny it practically reflected the sunlight. “I hope your grandpa haunts you!” he added irritably. I raised my middle finger at him. “He’s already dead! Don’t dig up the dead, you bastard!” I snapped. We played around in the muddy area for a while. I splashed mud from my shoes all over him. “f**k you, Tiara! You’re really going to baptize me in mud! These are brand-new shoes! I’ll make you lick all this mud off, you damn menace!” he said irritably. I stuck out my tongue and gave him the middle finger. “What are you going to make me lick? That d**k of yours that’s smaller than a chili pepper?” I burst out laughing. “Mine is still bigger than all those foreign guys you like!” he snapped back. I laughed even harder as I wiped the sweat from the side of my face. “Bigger? Your ex left you because your d**k was too small!” I teased him further. He stopped paying attention to me after that. After resting, we decided to walk again. The truth was, the rice fields in Peñablanca were quite vast. Most of the people living here were farmers. My late grandfather was one of them. I stood on a beautiful farm, and the air felt so fresh. A cool breeze brushed against my face. I could smell the earthy scent of the land mixed with the fragrance of nature. Looking around, I saw fields filled with crops as far as the eye could see. The crops swayed gently in the wind, their vibrant colors bringing life to the landscape. Tall stalks of golden wheat stood ready for harvest. “You really took good care of this farm, huh?” That was the only comment Keir made. I had heard the same thing from him several times before. “Excuse me. Haven’t you figured that out yet? I’m the one who plants everything here! My kojic soap is going to waste!” I complained. “You and your kojic soap. You don’t even need it anymore,” he said. I raised an eyebrow at him. “Why not?” I snapped. He looked me up and down. “Your skin is already so smooth. Your thighs are so fair, too.” “I’m delicious, too.” I grinned at him. He threw a tissue at me. I had no idea where he got it. I grimaced as I dodged it. “f**k you! Why do you keep throwing random things at me?! How am I supposed to know if it has semen—” “Shut your f*****g mouth, i***t!” he snapped. He looked like he wanted to rip my mouth right off my face. After walking through the rice fields for several minutes, we finally reached my grandfather’s house in the middle of the fields. From the outside, it looked ordinary and simple, but the moment you stepped inside, the interior was completely different from its exterior. When you stepped inside, you were amazed by the transformation. The outside of the house looked traditional, with a thatched roof, exposed wooden beams, and weathered stone walls. But as soon as you entered, you would see an entirely different interior. “This place is f*****g awesome, dude.” I grinned at Keir’s comment as he looked around my grandfather’s house. The entryway was stunning, with an elegant foyer. The floor was made of polished marble, and a beautiful crystal chandelier hung from the ceiling. The walls were covered in textured wallpaper in earthy colors that complemented the natural surroundings. The living room was classy. Super-soft velvet sofas and chairs were arranged around a beautiful fireplace. The fireplace was made of luxurious marble with intricate carvings. A large window let in plenty of natural light and offered a beautiful view of the fields. Thick, handmade rugs covered the floors, making them soft and comfortable underfoot. “How do you use this? Do you actually use it?” He pointed at the fireplace. I immediately scolded him and pinched him. “Don’t use that. You might burn the place down. You’re such an unlucky i***t,” I snapped. Keir pouted at me. “You’re so stingy, you asshole. It’s my first time coming here.” He even sounded like he was sulking. I ignored him. He wasn’t handsome enough for me to bother comforting him. “Psst. I have something to show you,” I said with a smirk. “What? Your p***y? No thanks! It smells like durian!” “Shut up, you i***t!” I smacked the back of his head. “There’s somewhere I want to go. Actually, Grandpa doesn’t like it, but I really, really want to see it!” “If he doesn’t like it, then don’t go. Didn’t you go to school? He said you weren’t allowed to go there—” “You talk too damn much, and your breath stinks!” I interrupted. I pulled him along and headed toward the place I wanted to visit. I simply grinned as we walked. In the main living area, there was a grand library with floor-to-ceiling bookshelves filled with books of various genres. However, among the rows of books, there was one particular book that activated a secret passage when pulled. Just like the ones I had seen in movies. I pushed open the secret passage. As the bookshelf swung open, revealing a hidden corridor, I stepped inside and found a narrow passageway. I glanced at Keir, but my eyebrows furrowed when I saw him covering his eyes with his arm. What the hell was this i***t doing? “f**k! It’s so bright!” he said. “Huh? What the hell are you talking about, you i***t?” I snapped at him. Seconds later, I saw the light, too. When I opened my eyes, I found myself in a dense forest. My mouth fell open. I never would have imagined that my grandfather’s secret passage would lead to a forest... but how was that even possible? “Keir, you f*****g i***t! Why are we in a forest—” I turned to look beside me, but Keir was nowhere to be seen. “Keir?” I called out to him again. “W-who are you—” My eyes widened when I heard an unfamiliar male voice. I stood there, frozen, when I saw a completely naked man. My mouth fell open even wider when I saw his body. He had perfectly broad shoulders, muscular biceps, and a sculpted chest. As my gaze traveled down to his waistline... I could see his V-line. “OMG! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to!” I covered my eyes with my hands, leaving tiny gaps between my fingers so I could still peek. I screamed because Grandpa had never told me that I would encounter a naked man in his secret passage. I took a deep breath, unsure whether I was still inside the house or somewhere else entirely. “W-why do you look different?” the man said again. “H-huh?!” I snapped at him. I tried to look at him again, but I was completely stunned when I saw that his di— That guy’s d**k is f*****g huge! Holy s**t!