Steve let out a groan and said, “Uncle Charles, every student group in every town does that.” “That’s true, but you could give it a new twist,” Charles said. “Try this on for size—get permission from Lenox or one of the other malls and set up a car wash tent in their parking lot. Call it the Speedos Car Wash, because all the guys will be washing cars wearing their Speedos.” “I love it,” I said. “You’ll have matrons from the Junior League there every weekend.” And half of the gay community, I thought. “That would work,” Ethan said. “You could offer to wash their cars while they waited or while they shopped.” “Also, you could charge a premium price and announce that a portion of the proceeds was going to charity, say the Aflac Cancer Center for children, and the rest for your team,” Char

