Chapter 2The sharp relief Jay felt at finally being home dissipated as soon as he opened the apartment door and saw Jeni sitting on his couch, her candy pink lips twisted in a mocking smile of welcome. “Well, there he is now.” “What are you doing here?” Jay asked, too tired to be polite. “I heard you were working out. I had to come over here for myself to see.” “Look, I know you’ve probably been thinking of insults all afternoon, but I’m really not in the mood for it right now.” Jeni gasped in fake outrage. “What are you suggesting, Jay? That I don’t have anything better to do except think of ways to insult you? I do have a life, you know.” “Do you? I’ve never seen any evidence of that.” “I’m taking Amy out to the Paper Moon tonight.” Jay’s brows knitted together. “Amy? Amy!” “What

