Chapter 29 - Hook OR social networks
438 Words
-Well, it happens that I've been summoned.
-Summoned? So you're a hero?
-Oh nothing to do with that, that's just that the big bad guy here wanted to summon a demon. His summoning runs on virgin blood, and the purer the virgin is, the more powerful the summon is. He sacrificed a hundred young girls…
-And then?
-Well then they were not virgins… The depravity of these delinquents nowadays…
-Oh yes, it's possible for it to pose problems…
So a boomer, huh?
-Yeah so apparently it was the fault of a guy called "Moar", he brought Tinder into this world. I have no idea who it is though…
I decide to play the indignation card.
-Oh yes, really, frankly young people nowadays… They only think about s*x! Why didn't he bring f*******: or Twitter?
The sight of a kid standing on the shoulder of a 90 meters high and a sinister man on a throne, with both acting as boomers, must be truly peculiar...
-I heard he wanted to pick up girls one day he had time to lose while on the toilet and decided to invent Tinder…
-Oh yeah, still…
How come I don't remember any of these? Yes, I was shitting, but if I invented Tinder, it was because I had time to lose! Nothing to do with picking up chicks! I have been a virgin for the entirety of my previous life, to the point of almost becoming a mage on Earth! Things like that disgust me! I'm way too pure for this world! Ignore the "Asian Shemale suck big faded turkey c**k" in my browser history!
-I even heard he invented p**n without going through the cinema step!
STOP! Halt! Change of subject! Don't expose the soft and innocent spirit of the readers to this! No! Nothing to do with "Innocent girl lick a horse's a*s"! Shh! My priority is not at all to prevent what happened at Nyggloth to be known by the general public!
-Hmm, listen, all of that is making me uncomfortable… This guy is clearly twisted, I think we should change of subject.
I'm currently crying over my lost reputation inside while I'm saying this.
-It's true, otherwise, do you have a way to help me to leave that body?
-That should be possible…
The author is too much of a sadist! I give up! He loves seeing me suffer! Please, a reader here! Save me! Stop him from writing or change the author if you want, but do something!
This was a message of the ministry of mental health.
- Writer
