"Sorry, Sir, I was just wondering how you got such a big scar."
"Well stop. It comes from being a curious little child staring at adults."
"No it doesn't," quipped the Guardsman to Thomys' left. He ignored the Major's growl, "It comes from too much time at the midget fire juggling shows in the seedy parts of town."
"I'm gonna c***k your skull if you don't keep your mouth shut, Captain."
The Guardsman in front of Jonas spoke before his companion could rebut, "They're both liars kid, he got it on his last date when she spilled coffee on him."
Thomys sighed, which cut off the Major's angry response as he looked up at the floor readout. Thomys droned simply, "Jonas, don't pay any attention to these three. Everyone knows he got it saving kittens from a burning tree."
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