The next morning I yawn as I get off the couch and stretched a bit only to freeze as Luna strolls right out of the kitchen completely naked and with an open beer in her hand. Seeing me freeze up she stopped looked at me with a raised eyebrow before saying, “What it’s five o’clock somewhere.”
“What?” was really all my half confused half turned on mind could manage to get out.
“It’s an old saying people would use as an excuse to drink early in the morning.” sighed Luna as she rolled her eyes before adding, “I’d thought a bookworm like you would at least know that.”
“I wasn’t talking about you drinking this early in the morning.” I replied after clearing my throat and shaking my head a bit to clear it. “I’m wondering why you’re naked?”
“Oh I don’t l
