Chapter 35
Academic Probation
None takes center stage during the next episode of The Internet President. “Of the six W’s, I’m going to answer the two shortest ones today. Where and when? Right here, right now. Tomorrow is built today. That’s why we can’t wait anymore to improve the infrastructure the nation depends on. Civil engineers issue report cards on how the nation is doing. Our current grade? It’s a D+. As a nation, our infrastructure is on academic probation. The report card lists concrete suggestions. Why aren’t we following them?”
The president covers the entire report to the smallest minutiae. Both candidates for Secretary of Transportation record notes.
Corella sensationalizes the nation’s decaying infrastructure and turns the back screen into a disaster movie.
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