Wild Thang Sneak Peek
Luci
I’m sorry. I guess your a*s is just a little too wide.
I signal the bartender.“Another Patrón, please.” It’s been less than three hours since the producers of “On the Road: Hidden Gems” dismissed me as a finalist for the host of cable TV’s most popular travel food show.
Because my a*s is a little too wide.
Never mind I was the best cook in the finals. Never mind I was the only woman who’s run a business. Never mind that the camera would never BE on my a*s. I wasn’t blonde enough, or busty enough, or stick insect enough. So they cut me and gave the gig to a twenty-year-old hipster phenom fresh off Teen Nickelodeon. “Because my a*s is just a little too wide.”
Fuck them.
Fuck television producers.
Fuck airhead stick-insect bimbos with boob jobs and no butts.
