Stephen
I got the notification that someone was in the driveway. I knew it had to be Laura, back from seeing the boys with Mitzi and her entourage. Laura was vague as to why she needed to go to drag night and see Austin, I had a feeling something was up with the kids that they were afraid to tell me.
I went out to the driveway to welcome my wife back, when I saw both Austin and Adam with her.
“What the hell happened? Did you guys get kicked out of school?” I asked.
“Hi honey, nice to see you too. No, they are just visiting for the night. Tomorrow I will take them back.” Laura said to me.
“Well it’s nice to see my wife as the beautiful girl again. What male life didn’t suit you?” I chuckled.
“Don’t encourage her dad, she was trying to compare our d**k sizes and say our d***s just flap
