Nose picker

It's not butt.its pronounced bhat

Ughhhh I had to deal with these two idiots

I haven't been on a date nor have I dated

Because....I had my reasons

Currently sitting in the cafeteria to be exact our table which consists of the crew or group even gang

There was....

Jamie the clown mostly known as the funny guy but to me he was a idiot

Sarah mostly known for being the i***t's girlfriend I dont know what she sees in Jamie

I glanced at Jamie as he put fries at the corners of his mouth saying

"Wook I'm a walrus."he smiled

Why am I friends with him again?

Derek was the cool guy he would mostly known for throwing awesome parties and knowing people who throw awesome parties in which we used it to our advantage

Lily was well lily the wing woman she was mostly known for well hooking us up with dates or one night stands at parties and she was the one who got Jamie and Sarah together

Which kinda shocked me and Derek cause well Jamie and a girl dating

Like who in their right mind would date Jamie.but I guess Sarah isn't right in the head too

Yep only crazies go for crazy people

Then it was me....

Mercedes yes my name is Mercedes

Please don't question it

Long story short

My mom gave birth to me in my dad's Mercedes

So shut up I know my parents are dumb but they don't hate me their actually good people

"Merci."Derek called

"Yes."

"Why is your name Mercedes again?"he asked as Jamie bite he's lip bit his lip to contain his laugh

Derek knew but he still likes me saying it

"You know my mom gave birth to me in a Mercedes."I sighed

"So uhm tell us your full name again."he glanced at me

"Marilyn Mercedes Bhat"I put my hands on my face in embarrassment

My last name is Bhat...

But thing 1 and thing 2 make fun of me by saying butt

I'm referring to Jamie and Derek

"Butt?"Sarah giggled joining the two asses

"It's pronounced Bhat."I removed my hands glaring at all of them as they laughed

Yes I was the Butt of the joke and I hated every minute of it

"Okay okay sorry."Derek said as I playfully punched his arm

"But you know you had it coming."Jamie smirked

"Your just unique Ms Mercedes butt."they burst out laughing

And there it goes again

These imbeciles