Nose picker

Ughhhh I had to deal with these two idiots I haven't been on a date nor have I dated Because....I had my reasons Currently sitting in the cafeteria to be exact our table which consists of the crew or group even gang There was.... Jamie the clown mostly known as the funny guy but to me he was a idiot Sarah mostly known for being the i***t's girlfriend I dont know what she sees in Jamie I glanced at Jamie as he put fries at the corners of his mouth saying "Wook I'm a walrus."he smiled Why am I friends with him again? Derek was the cool guy he would mostly known for throwing awesome parties and knowing people who throw awesome parties in which we used it to our advantage Lily was well lily the wing woman she was mostly known for well hooking us up with dates or one night stands at parties and she was the one who got Jamie and Sarah together Which kinda shocked me and Derek cause well Jamie and a girl dating Like who in their right mind would date Jamie.but I guess Sarah isn't right in the head too Yep only crazies go for crazy people Then it was me.... Mercedes yes my name is Mercedes Please don't question it Long story short My mom gave birth to me in my dad's Mercedes So shut up I know my parents are dumb but they don't hate me their actually good people "Merci."Derek called "Yes." "Why is your name Mercedes again?"he asked as Jamie bite he's lip bit his lip to contain his laugh Derek knew but he still likes me saying it "You know my mom gave birth to me in a Mercedes."I sighed "So uhm tell us your full name again."he glanced at me "Marilyn Mercedes Bhat"I put my hands on my face in embarrassment My last name is Bhat... But thing 1 and thing 2 make fun of me by saying butt I'm referring to Jamie and Derek "Butt?"Sarah giggled joining the two asses "It's pronounced Bhat."I removed my hands glaring at all of them as they laughed Yes I was the Butt of the joke and I hated every minute of it "Okay okay sorry."Derek said as I playfully punched his arm "But you know you had it coming."Jamie smirked "Your just unique Ms Mercedes butt."they burst out laughing And there it goes again These imbeciles