Who said being Delulu Wasn't a Talent?

Chapter 1:The Gap Year Attack It was Friday in the Evening, when my Mom found me sleeping on the couch watching the nothing to do. She just came back from work and was so tired that she had to literally wake me up from my beauty sleep, and send me to the nearest market to go buy bread a milk for her...well since they were her favourite kida dish, and so I went until I got there.Just when I was about to enter through the door, came a tall, Brown skinned ugly but adorable young fellow. Who looked a bit dirty, as if he has been thrown too many times in the mud puddles, to gain respect to some goons who lived around our street, and liked to threaten people for no reason. The First time I saw him, I couldn't picture whether he was for me or not, because of the dirty distraction I had when he first approached me. When he approached me, I thought I was being abnormal or something, but that's when our eyes locked in and my heart started beating faster like no other heart could. He glanced at me before I could even say a word. Just before I could say "Hey", that's when he hit me with word "Sup? Tinkerbell"...I know it felt a bit weird for him to call me that, but heck no I found it adorable and cute... especially since he was dirty and sweaty. I shared a giggle and responded with the word "Chile", Which in my world was meant to mean "oh stop it, you're joking right?"...the conversation when on smoothly until I got to buy what I was sent to go and buy. He bought what he bought as well, and then asked me if he could walk me home, I agreed and so we went...on our way home I got so distracted by the way his eyes were, they were like two beautiful Lunas about to approach each other but instead got disturbed by these shooting stars, that everyone still thinks grant wishes and more of that out of nothing.Honestly, if it wasn't for the clothes I would have brought him in, trust me. Oh, well we finally arrived at home and that's when he popped the question..."hey Mmatu wanna come watch me play this weekend at the villa field?" That time In my head I was busy saying, "but bro I don't even know your name, and yet you have already started on asking me out on dates" which was false by the way, I mean it was just a silly match afterall that meant no harm.More over, So yes I agreed to come and watch him play, and just when he was about to take off I asked about the name as he said his name was "Relebohile", and then he took off. Honestly how I met him, was all I could think off... because like why was he babe the pig today, and on top of that have an entirely extreme make over called mud resolution? But that's when it hit me, he was not like that because he fell in the mud or something, it was because he was playing soccer and that's how he got his new reformed look. I literally had to stop myself from imagining all that I would think of that's bad about him, which was his first impression towards me...I knew it truly would ruin the feelings I have caught for him. It took me like 30 minutes to accept the fact that I was beginning to fall in love with him, even after the "babe the pig make over".Life for me again, was not going well. I mean, I literally got to finish my matric in 2023, and still 2024 humbled me with the fact that I can still sit home and not go to university, but instead hit on guys that don't even know, that I exist because I lock myself up at home, and only leave the yard when my Mom wants to send me somewhere, so that for me became a gap year that I took because apparently I couldn't go to all the Universities I applied to, because the courses I wanted to do, were very high than the APS I worked for all year, and still nobody noticed that. The only thing I wanted was to leave my hometown and go to school, but instead of that I had to stick around argue with a bunch of sore losers, that did not have a life but instead were the best of professionals at chopping weed in bits, and rolling it, then after smoking it like there's no tomorrow...which for some was, but others died the same day because of it. Finally, Saturday came in a blink of an eye...and where was I at that time? Still sleeping, and imagining the "who's and how's" responds that most of these people that lived in my street where gonna say, once they see me get off the Lamborghini Aventador SVJ sports car, that they really never thought I could get but did, wearing a beautiful wedding gown... because obviously it would be my wedding and all of them would want to come, since they won't be invited by that time. Weird really. Ah,Yes! It was Saturday and indeed I almost forgot about Relebohile's match that day...but instead I got carried away of imagining stuff that I never had in reality, but had "only" in my dreams...gosh! Just when I was about to get up and dismiss all that misery, once and for all...my Mom walked in and started yelling my name plenty times, as if I was not there, and watching how overdramatic she was, and disturbing my peace...That fact that I was lazy enough to wake myself up, even the rooster in our yard failed long time ago to wake me up...but before we ate it though...Yeesh, though I'm still sending my condolences, you made one big happy meal, for me an my mom. Anyways...there I was getting straight out of bed and making my bed, after rushed to my bathroom to make a number two...yeah, and don't ask me why? I didn't know either, how it got there...then after took a bath, and brushed my teeth. I then ate breakfast, and them headed out. I was heading to the villa field all by myself, and what I did know was that every soccer game usually starts at either 15:00pm or 15:30pm...but anyway, I went there early to avoid listening to my mom's overrated gospel songs, that she only knows at the beginning, then hums the rest of the songs until they end.