Chapter 6
“We’re just moments away from our special performance of a number from Nutcracker on Ice,” This Day, Today weatherman and cohost Hal Roper said. “And by the way, it’s so cold out here I feel like mine are on ice too. Before we get to the show, though, I want to introduce the newest members of the NBC family of broadcasters who are featured in the ensemble. Starting in January, with the U.S. Figure Skating Championships, reality and Internet stars Betsy and Bartholomew Stafford will be taking over the reins from retiring commentator and expert Dirk Velcro.”
A huge billboard was unveiled rink side showing a photo of Bart in a diamond studded cowboy hat and sequined vest and Betsy all in white, striking her best sweet, virginal pose. Rocco’s heart was immediately gripped in a vise
