PROLOGUE
My name is Theo Picklein {I know, PICKLE-IN}. For starters, I hate my name. Who calls their child Theodore with a last name like that, it definitely screams 1980s best graduating nerd. On to more pressing matters, how the hell do you leave a loop?????????
The movies make this super hero or chosen one storyline seem fun, it most definitely is not. It is filled with dangers and pain and lots of weird looking men with crazy fetishes {trust me you do not want to know}. The only fun thing about this is the fact that i get to do some pretty cool things {wanna find out? read my story, shouldn't be so hard}
Oh, s**t I just remembered it's past my curfew. Could someone pass a message to my mum saying "hey beautiful and probably angry mother of mine, I am sorry I missed curfew, I just have a few things going on.... I'll be home as soon as I escape the angry mama griffin that is chasing me. I love you, Theo". Yes you heard right, I am close to death, and you are close to how an epic story begins.
See you all later, gotta run. Literally.