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You Can't Iron a Wrinkled Birthday Suit

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"When I get old, I hope to have friends as awesome as these. This is an absolutely feel g********l. Naturally, our intrepid characters, wattles and all, undergo all sorts of trials, but it's the compassion and generosity they exhibit that endears the reader." -- Sam Sanders, via NetGalleyZany families, eccentric friends, and ne-er-do-well neighbors inhabit the labyrinthine lives of three women friends as they grapple with real world events in one "Golden Year."An unwelcome visit from local law enforcement, a younger friend's romantic chaos, and the death of a parent combine with daily mundanities---laundry, scones, and senior s*x---to create a walloping, raucous read.Opinionated pets---critics and alter egos---offer a rich counterpoint to the human dramas affecting their lives.Unfiltered and compelling, this entertaining s**o provides readers of all ages with a new and positive view of growing older.

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Table of Contents 1 Operation Wonder Woman 2 Let the Games Begin 3 Sheer Charisma or Sheer Madness? 4 Wonder Woman Wannabe 5 The Morning After 6 A Friendly Home Invasion 7 Life Goes On 8 Canine Conference and Caloric Exorcism 9 A Fine Romance This Is 10 Grace Graceful 11 Hello, I Love You, Won’t You Tell Me Your Name? 12 As Awful as It Gets 13 Tropical Depression 14 A Day at the Beach 15 Mercury Retrograde 16 In the Meantime 17 Chinese Fire Drill 18 Briefs: Legal, Lace, Cotton, Long, and Short 19 Summer Madness 20 Bruce, Fully c****d, and Loaded with Barbeque 21 Sudafed, Lye, and Vicks Nasal Inhalers 22 They’re Only Human 23 Will the Circle Be Unbroken? 24 A Date! A Very Important Date! 25 The Assisted Living Motel 26 Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall 27 Reprise at Shear Charisma 28 It Comes This Time Every Year 29 The Rain, It Raineth More Upon the Just 30 Because the Unjust Hath the Just’s Umbrella 31 “Lawsuit, noun: a machine which you go into as a pig and come out a sausage.” 32 Chinese Christmas 33 Auld Lang Syne and Senior s*x Olympics 34 Will I Still Love Me When I’m Sixty-Four? 35 What a Difference a Year Makes 36 Breathe Deeply, Relax Each Muscle, Empty Your Mind

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