29Three Days Later, Washington, D.C.Simon was halfway down the steps of the Capitol building in Washington, D.C. when it happened. A young guy on his way up the steps stopped, whipped open his tan overcoat to reveal a d**k Life t-shirt, and pelted Simon with rotten eggs.
"Down with p*****s!" said the guy. "Up with d***s!"
Simon batted away two eggs, but three others splattered on his red-pinstriped black suit, raising a stench. A mushroom cloud of rage went off in his head as the egg-thrower ran laughing down the steps, passing witnesses who laughed and a few who even applauded. Without a word, Simon charged down the Capitol Hill steps at the egg-flinging d**k.
The d**k pitched the whole carton and ran off down the street. "Watch d**k Life Sundays on Testosterone TV! Soon to be th
