28130 Million Years Later - Melville, PennsylvaniaOne week after the premiere of Horne Shaw's reality show, d**k Life, Simon cranked the volume on his TV to the max. A male announcer's deep, dramatic voice boomed through the living room, backed by a blaring hip-hop soundtrack.
"d**k Hunters!" The announcer sounded like he was talking about an intense, action-packed thriller. "Putting down dicks...the hard way!"
The gang in Simon's living room went wild, cheering and howling with glee at the promo for his new show, d**k Hunters. Simon just smiled and nodded; finally, he was on the verge of challenging Horne Shaw's hit show d**k Life for ratings supremacy.
"The d***s won't know what hit 'em," growled the announcer, as the show's logo exploded into fireworks on the screen. Schedule in
