Christmas Eve shopping war

It was as white as winter, as cold as Ice, so nice to be light, so bad to be night it’s all started in a*****e… “Argh!” Say’s a costumer trying to get as munch presents before others can, “gimme” says another while fighting for a toy, until…the mother came “kids let’s get this over and one with” the mother say to her kids, she over hears other parents saying “war has…begun!” The costumers came charging past each other pushing one another stealing toys firmly each other, the mother said to her kids “go on every isle and steal as much as you can, go go go!” The kids went charging past stealing all the toys snatching from kids and sneaking toys from other trolleys, they all hoped into the mother’s trolley and the mother ran with the trolley while the kids snatched all the toys. All the employees were trying to make everyone calm while a Karen came sprinting taking the toys that we dropped on the floor, I then went to the employee’s and said “scan these as quick as possible”, until she notices…Karen has some toys, she went running towards Karen, Karen then moved to the side then crash…the mother went flying into the shelves the kids then went on the floor to pick the other toys up, some toys were out of the boxes and some toys were ruined the Karen dropped all of her toys and went up to one of the kids, she grabbed the kids wrist and said “give me the toy…now…” the mother saw what was happening, she wasn’t having it. After seeing the Karen yell at her child’s face while he is crying, she yelled at Karen saying “Oi, you b*#~h”, Karen turns around, the mother looks at Karen, she then clicks her knuckles, she squints her eyes while making a fist, Karen did the same she then said “where’s..the..MANAGER’” everyone then hid, me and Karen went head to head staring at each other, we then ran towards each other hitting each other and pulling on each other’s hair. After that the customers pulled out there phones and pointed it towards me, I was confused why they only pointed it towards me and not Karen, Karen looked frustrated then said “you must be the manager…thank god she started this all!” I then said “manager? Where?!” I then turned around while the manager was stood behind me looking at Karen then looked back at me, I then said “oh…him…” Karen was bickering, he turned to my kids while seeing one was crying while the others was trying to comfort him, he then turned back to Karen with anger in his face, “Santa won’t be happy if he knew you did this…” he said, I then said with guilt ness in my face “am so’s sorry I did nothing to my kids I…” he then stopped me from talking and said “Karen’s aren’t allowed in here! Not if your making kids cry now get out!” She then looked at him all confused. She went towards the door then said “this isn’t the end…” then walked of, the manager said to me “go to the chase register take your kids and go” I did what he said I turned around walked towards my kids and said to them “everything will be okay, we just had a little Karen that is an a@#~/-e” they then giggled and put the toys on the counter the employee then scanned and went to say something to the kids he said “merry Christmas…here’s an extra present” they all smiled at him waving goodbye then left the store, the mother looked at the manager and smiled whispering “thank you…”, she then turned around and left with the kids, the manager then kicked everyone else out, everyone was gutted that they couldn’t get/buy anything they all left in disappointment my kids then went in the car while laughing there heads of, “that was really funny you should of seen there faces when I cried!” They all started laughing I then said “what are you guys talking about back there” they all said “nothing” while giggling then I said “okie dokie then” while giggling back, “that’s how you handle a Karen kids” they all said “we wanna be like you!” Well I guess I am a good mum heh, an amazing mum actually did you see me when I punched that Karen her face was all bruised let’s help my kids saw that for the future hahaha. It was closing hour, the employees were tired, the manager was stressed, the cleaners were irritated, the shelves was empty, the cash register was full, everyone left to go home the manager then locked up and went home. Shop was empty!