If Bat Sh!t Crazy Was A Person
TW: This story is for strong willed stomachs. There will be blood, gore, SA, drug abuse, domestic violence, graphic violence, severe swearing, erotica, murder, suicide, you name it. This will be the only TW you get. Now, reading on, I am not responsible for your mental health. If you think this will be too much for you, please back out of reading. So, now that we got that out of the way, let’s start.
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Simone’s POV
If you thought this would be your traditional romance story, ya thought wrong! In fact, ain’t s**t about this story traditional. While you at home chillin in yo bed, or takin yo afternoon s**t, my ass over here runnin like the world is cavin in.
Now, I know you probably wonderin how the hell I got here, so I guess, since I’m probably about to die anyway, I might as well give you the tea.
So this all happened cause I trusted a b***h named Stacy. I met Stacy through a mutual friend, let’s leave that there. Long story short, this female reached out talkin bout,
“Pull up on me 2nite boo 😘 🎉🍸🔥.”
So, knowin me, my dumb ass said yeah. Now, hear me out, I just broke up with my ex Jamal. I found his sorry ass fuckin the s**t out of my, quote on quote, bestie, Semaj. See? I should have know that b***h would get down like that! Her name was a dead give away.
Anyways, so I go an I meet this fine ass Latino lookin motha fucka! Sis! When I say he was fine! I mean he was fine fine! So we kickin it, he spittin game, an I was feelin him or whatever so one thing led to another and now I’m in love with a blood suckin vampire! Yes! You read that right! A fuckin Dracula out here! I cannot make this s**t up!
I mean, I could give you the short story, but I know you ain’t tap in just for a lil sip. You want the whole cup and baby! I got enough tea to host a tea party. So, I got you. I’m gone let you know everything an I ain’t leavin s**t out!
Let me start at the beginning, the day I caught Jamal and Semaj hoe ass.
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“Man, come on Simone! You know he cain’t take care of you like I will!” Reggie b***h ass said all in my ear.
I wanted to slap the s**t out of him but instead, I chose to keep my mouth shut. The last time I did that, his hands was wrapped around my throat like a baseball bat. I couldn’t stand him. He was my mama’s f**k buddy since I was fifteen.
He ain’t never try nothin with me for real until I was eighteen. I knew he had a thing for me back in high school by the way he would look at me. Of course he ain’t never say nothing but, if you know, you know.
He slid his hand over and down my ass until his fingers was basically tryna get in between my folds over my sundress. I moved slightly to the side to prevent that. I had to be subtle so he wouldn’t feel rejected.
“I’m on my period right now. N I gotta get to work. Tell ma I’ll see her later.” I said over my shoulder as I walked out the kitchen.
I ain’t on my period and I don’t gotta work today. I just said that s**t so I could hurry up n get out of there. If I didn’t lie, he definitely would have forced himself on me again and I would have had to just deal with it.
Now, I know that might come off weird but where I’m from, ain’t no cop gone help me and the “community” will definitely protect his ass over me. I learned that the hard way when my uncle slipped his hand down my pants when I was younger, I told my mama and next thing I know, I was “fast tailed” and “always makin up lies.”
I made my way out the front door n hopped in my new car. Well, it was used, but it was my first car. I shot a text to my mom, letting her know I was gone before I pulled off cause I just knew Reggie wasn’t gone tell her what I said.
It was me an Jamal’s six month anniversary and I wanted to surprise him. I ain’t seen him in a week, so I just know that surprise s*x bout to hit! I pulled up done the street so he wouldn’t see my car when he got back. He told me he would be with his mama this morning, so I knew I would have time to get everything together.
But what I didn’t expect is what I fuckin saw! Here I am, cheesin all big an s**t while I’m putting the key in the lock. An as soon as I opened the door, I see my so called bestie, Semaj, an Jamal, fully naked with her legs in the air with him pounding into her.
I stood there in complete disbelief. My heart broke into a million pieces an all I wanted to do was make they b***h asses feel exactly how I did. It took both of them a minute to realize I was even there. That gave me enough time to rush them.
I slid my hand in my purse, slid on my brass, an got to beatin Jamal straight in the back of his head. Once he bent over, I swung over him an connected with Semaj nose.
“What the f**k!” Jamal yelled but I didn’t give two f***s about what he was talking about.
I just wanted to kill both of em. Semaj tried to fight me off but she wasn’t able to an I knew she wouldn’t be able to cause her ass cain’t fight! She knew how I get down but she still tried to pull this on me.
“Stop! Stop!” Jamal yelled, pullin me off of her.
“f**k both of y’all!” I spat at him.
“My friend? Really?” I was so angry, an hurt, I swung again but missed cause he moved out the way.
“Aye chill out!” He snapped.
Semaj was now bent over, leakin all over his floor.
“Haha, b***h! I got you leakin!” I yelled around him. She looked over at me but didn’t move to get up.
Cause she knew I was gone f**k her up again if she did.
“You ain’t s**t! You wanna f**k my man? b***h I’ll f**k yo daddy, hoe!” Jamal kept telling me to stop an chill out but all that was doing was pissin me off more.
“How long?” I asked, unable to swing on him cause he was holding both my wrist.
He was still naked an that only made me more mad. He was lookin back an forth between her and me, looking like the piece of s**t he was.
“How f*****g long!” I screamed in his face, unable to control the tears that just started fallin.
Damn!
I don’t cry in front of people. That s**t is weak, an he def don’t deserve my fuckin tears.
“Just two weeks.” He stared.
“Is you fuckin serious? So yall started on my birthday right?” I was breathin hard from all the adrenaline.
“Right?” I yelled over his shoulder at Semaj.
She was pulling her clothes on, sittin on the couch like a sad puppy. I couldn’t believe this s**t.
“My best f*****g friend, bro. Are you serious? Let me go!” I jerked away, and turned to leave out the front door.
Heading to my car, I couldn’t stop replayin them fuckin in my head.
“Let me stay playin in yo head too, mothafucka!” I popped the truck n got the crowbar out and walked right back to his house. I didn’t notice it before but both of they cars was parked in his driveway. I lifted that crowbar up, an Yall already know what I did.
I released all my anger out on they s**t.