Naruto's Twin Sister (Naruto Fanfiction)

Chapter 14 ~Rinn's Birthday Party~

I woke up awhile ago, and now, I am sitting here on the roof. I summoned a cute orange photo album from my world.

Do you know how I did that? Well, I don't know how either.

Anyway, I put the photos in there. They're only uhh.... 1... 2..... 3... 4..... 6..... Yeah 6 photos.

I smiled, and looked at those cute things. I wonder why these people have to be rogue. I mean, they can live normally, right? Be ninjas, have families, have.... Simple lives. What's wrong with that? Ugh. I can't do anything about that now. That is what Kishi decided to do!!

But.... Weeeell, the series wouldn't be like that at all if they weren't rogues at the first place anyway. I mean, that's what keeps the story go, right?

"Rinn, what are you doing here?" Emo-chan asked, appearing out of nowhere.

"Nothing. I'm just.... Watching the sky." I couldn't think of a better excuse!! That was the first thing that appeared in my mind.

He looked at me as his eyes glinted a bit, and said....

"Sorry, Rinn, but Leader-sama didn't approve."

"Didn't approve on what?"

"You know, the party you want."

"Oh...." I looked down sadly.

I thought that I was actually going to experience and celebrate a birthday party for once, but no.... And wait a second, I don't really have to experience it!! It's not like it's important or anything.... Right?

"That's fine...." I said, and gave him a close-eyed smile.

"Anyway, I will be uhh..... Having a walk for a little while." I said, immediately teleporting far away afterwards. I mean, far away from their hide-out.

Now, I don't know where in the world I currently am. I'm just surrounded by many trees..... Many many trees.... Lots and lots of trees. Okay, that's enough.

I sat under a random tree, and couldn't help but cry my heart out. Wait..... Why am I crying anyway? I don't need a party nor a birthday! It's not important. Naruto is much more important than my own birthday! Hmp!! I feel like a child!

"What are you doing out here all alone, darling? Wait.... You are the girl from the Chunnin Exams." I heard someone say, and my gaze shifted as I looked in my left side, just to see Kabuto. I quickly ran towards him, and stared straightly into his eyes. There is a good 4-inch gap between our faces though.

"Is Orochimoo-moo with you? And yes, I'm the girl from before."

"Do you mean Orochimaru?"

"Yeah, yeah. Whatever."

"No, he is not with me."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes. Why are you asking me anyway? Are you afraid to see him?" He asked with a smirk.

"No. I just don't want him around."

"Why?"

"He is a fudgin' snake!!! I hate snakes!! They are.... Disgusting."

He didn't respond, and simply remained staring at me.

"You haven't answered my question yet."

"Oh. I was just.... Having a walk."

"Having a walk, eh? Is that all?"

"Yes. Hey uhh.... Can you do me a favor?"

"Umm.... Sure."

"Eat this." I said while a slice of cake appeared on my hand. Of course, it's on a plate!

Anyway, I gave it to him, and he just stared at it.

"Sheesh. It's not poisoned or anything. Watch." I said, and ate some.

"Now, deal with it. You should eat it even though I already took a bite. It was your own fault anyway."

"Why do you even want me to eat this?"

"I want to know your opinion.... Like..... If it tastes good or not. Something like that."

"Ohh... Okay." He said, and took a bite as well.

Aheeheehee~!!

"Soooooo? Does it taste good??" I asked in a cheerful voice with my eyes sparkling in excitement. Hehehe.

"Yeah." He said, and ate the whole thing right after. He gave me the plate, and thanked me.

"Yeah, it did taste good."

"Thanks! I was the one who baked that." And he just nodded.

He seemed to be staring at me. No. Observing me or something.

"Hm? Is there a dirt on my face?"

"No....."

"But anyway, I am sure that Orochimaru will like the cake you baked. Can you come with me and give him some?"

"Sure!!" He started to walk away, and I followed. Before that, I gave my clone a thumbs-up, and winked at her.

She giggled, and raised the pictures she took, waving them in the air. Hahahah!

While I was insisting Kabuto to eat the cake, I talked to my clone using telepathy, and here, she took pictures of us!

Anyway, I followed Kabuto, and we ended up in a some kind of cave. Probably Orochimoo-moo's hide-out.

"Here we are." He said, and led me inside.

-MINUTES LATER-

After walking so many times in an endless maze, or should I say hallway, we finally stopped infront of a random door and Kabuto knocked. Tok. Tok. Tok. He opened the door and walked in, I followed as well.

"Kabuto, what do we have here?" The snake said while smirking and looked at me. "So, its the girl who-"

"YEAH YEAH!!! IM THE GIRL WHO REMOVED SASUKE'S CURSE MARK AND TRANSFERED IT TO MYSELF TAKING AAAAAAAALL THE PAIN," I yelled, my voice full of sarcasm, copying his disgusting voice as well. I mean, seriously!! Everytime he see me he'll say that!! Cant he just move on?!

"Anyway! Eat this Oreo-chan!" I said cheerfully and a slice of cake appeared on my hand. He stared at me like.... Whats with the sudden change of attitude? Haha.

"Whaaaaat? Its not poisoned or anything. Why dont you ask Four eyes here?" I said, then, pointed a finger at Kabuto behind me. He looked at Four eyes and Four eyes nodded himself. Yeah. I call him Four eyes, remember?

Oreo took a bite and I grinned widely. Soon, he finished it.

"Sooo? What do you think?" I asked.

"Its good," He said bluntly and handed the plate back to me.

"Hey Four eyes!! Since Oreo already tasted the cake I made, I will be taking my leave now," I said, then, started to walk away.

"Not so fast, darling," Kabuto said and suddenly he held me back.

"Look I have many things to do right now and please dont call me 'darling'. Its kinda disturbing," I said with a face like this =_=

"A little experiment wont hurt, right?"

"Yeah it will because injections, poisons, and different kind of chemicals will be injected into me. I dont want that happening and besides, I dont want to stay at a SNAKE's place!!" I said, I didnt let him say anything because.... "Bye bye!" Then poof! I teleported on MY roof. I mean, Akatsuki's roof.

I sighed and made my clone appear beside me. She is dressed up in a some kind of photographer. Haha. "Nice one, Rinn!" I said and gave her a thumbs-up. She grinned and gave me the pictures she took.

Its..... 7 pictures of me and Kabuto and 5 pictures of me and Orochimoo-moo. Poof! My album appeared on my lap and I put the pictures inside, one by one. I stared at the pictures for a few minutes and........

"SOOOOO KAWAII!!!!!!!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs. I mean, who wouldnt be umm.... Happy to see this? Kabuto about to eat a slice of cake, so it means his mouth is wide-open and me grinning happily, facing the camera with a peace sign. If you dont know what that is, its me raising my index and middle finger like a "V".

Just staring at the pictures makes me think of a cake. A birthday cake. I sighed and sadness appeared in my face once more. Well, I need to do something so I teleported back to my room and I noticed that there is no noise. Not even a single footstep.

Hmm..... Are they gone? Actually, its maybe uhh..... 5:30 in the afternoon because the sky is already color ORANGE and the sun is already setting.

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The hallway is dark. I wonder.... Where are they? I walked towards the living room and PROOOOOOOOT~!!!!

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RINN!!!!!!!!!" All of the Akatsuki yelled and they are ALL infront of me with wide grins on their faces. Behind them is a banner that says "Happy Birthday, Rinn!" and I cant help but smile.

"AWW!!! THANK YOU GUYS!!! But all of you do know that today isnt my birthday, right?" And they nodded.

"But its an UNBIRTHDAY!!!!" Tobi yelled. You know, I cant understand him sometimes.

-FEW HOURS LATER-

Yeah!!! A birthday party sure is fun!!! We ate and danced around. We also sang! I "summoned" a videoke and boy was their faces priceless!!!

Now, Kisame is singing "The Narwhal Song" Haha. I dont know if that song is in the videoke though.

Narwhals, Narwhals~

Swimming in the ocean~

Causing a commotion~

Cause' they are so awesome~

I laughed and laughed.

-SECONDS LATER-

"RINN!!! ITS YOUR TURN TO SING!!! HMM!" Deidara yelled and threw the microphone at me. Good thing, I caught it before it hit me fair and square on the face.

"I dont sing!!!" I yelled back at him.

"Sure you do!!! Hmm!" He yelled back.

"Okay fine!!! But just one song!!!" Actually, I dont know any song except for "When I was your man" by Bruno Mars. That is my favorite! Uhh.... What song??

"Hmmm.... What song? What song?" I muttered, pacing.

Aha! Then, I sang.....

Give me your, give me your, give me your attention, baby~

I gotta tell you a little somethin' about yourself~

You're wonderful, flawless, ooh, you a sexy lady~

But you walk around here like you wanna be someone else~

Ooh, whoa~

I know that you don't know it, but you're fine, so fine (fine, so fine)~

Ooh, whoa~

Oh girl, I'm gonna show you when you're mine, oh mine (mine, oh mine)~

Treasure, that is what you are~

Honey, you're my golden star~

You think you could make my wish come true~

If you let me treasure you~

If you let me treasure, ooh ooh ooh~

Pretty girl, pretty girl, pretty girl, you should be smiling~

A girl like you should never look so blue~

You're everything I see in my dreams~

I wouldn't say that to you if it wasn't true~

Ooh, whoa~

I know that you don't know it, but you're fine, so fine (fine, so fine)~

Ooh, whoa~

Oh girl, I'm gonna show you when you're mine, oh mine (mine, oh mine)~

Treasure, that is what you are~

Honey, you're my golden star~

You think you could make my wish come true~

If you let me treasure you~

If you let me treasure, ooh ooh ooh~

You are my treasure, you are my treasure~

You are my treasure, yeah, you, you, you, you are~

You are my treasure, you are my treasure~

You are my treasure, yeah, you, you, you, you are~

Treasure, that is what you are~

Honey, you're my golden star~

You think you could make my wish come true~

If you let me treasure you~

If you let me treasure, ooh ooh ooh~

I sang "Treasure" by Bruno Mars. Haha.

-MINUTES LATER-

"LETS PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!!!!" I yelled and we sat in a circle. Poof! A bottle appeared in the middle and before anyone can even touch it, I held it then spiiiiin! It landed on.... Wait for it.... Wait for it....

Wait for it.......

Wait for it.........

Wait for it!!

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MADARA UCHIHA!!! Just kidding :P

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It landed.....

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On......

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Wait for it.........

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It landed on!

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The almighty......

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RINN!!!! Haha. So I spinned the bottle again because it landed on me. Spin. Spin. Spin. Then, it landed on Zetsu. I grinned widely.

"Planty! Truth or dare?!"

"Dare," Haha!! Dare alright!

"I dare you to put on a make up!!" I said, then, laughed.

"No way," He said, then, folded his arms on his chest.

"No choice!" I said, then, poof! My clone appeared dressed in a some kind of make-up artist.

"Come with me, senior," my clone said in a different accent XD.

-ONE MINUTE LATER-

Zetsu sat back down and we all laughed. Well, me crying already because...... He... He...... Hahahahaha!! H-HE.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! He reminded me of...... O-OF LAUGHING JACK!!! Hahahahhahaa!!!

He has a red nose, a black upside down triangle under his left eye, and white upside down triangle under his right eye. HI-HIS LIPSTICK IS ALSO SO SO THICK!!! ITS OH SO RED!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! H-HIS CHEEKS ARE PINK!!!

HE HAS LIGHT PURPLE EYESHADOWS TOO!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! Try imagining that. Hahahah.

-MINUTES LATER-

I stopped laughing and Zetsu spinned the bottle. It landed on the Old man.

"Hidan, truth or dare?"

"*toot* dare, *toot*" Zetsu seemed to be thinking really really hard because its kinda obvious. Duh. Hahaha.

"I dare you to run around the living room, or should I say here, for.... 2 hours," He said calmly and 3.... 2.... 1.....

"WHAAAAAT!?!?!?!?"

"Are you deaf?!" I yelled and glared daggers at him. Poof! A timer appeared in my hand and I threw it at Zetsu.

"Zetsu, you spin the bottle again because I dont want to wait for two hours for Old man to finish," I said then he did it. Spin. It landed on.... Kisame.

"Old man, ask him," I said calmly again. What am I? The instructor?

"Kisame! *toot* truth or *toot* dare?!" He yelled while running.

"Dare," Kisame said while grinning and....

"I *toot* dare you to *toot* dress up like a *toot* ballerina!" And he laughed. This time, its Hidan who grinned.

Poof! A ballerina dress appeared in my hands and I threw it at Kisame.

-MINUTES LATER-

Kisame came back and sat back down. Pfft..... Ahhahaahahahaha! The dress is so so fit!! Its like its going to tear up any minute! Hahahahahaha! He seemed to be uncomfortable. Well, of course he is! Hahahahahahaah! Who wouldnt be uncomfortable if he's a male and he's wearing a ballerina dress?!

Kisame spinned the bottle and it landed on Itachi. He grinned and asked him.

"Truth or dare?"

"Dare," And his grin widened. Whats his plan?

"I dare you to...... Kiss Rinn," And I was like WHAT THE FUDGE!?!?!??

"WHAT!?!?!? WHY ME!?!?!??" I yelled, standing up. Itachi stood up and suddenly kissed me on the cheek in a mere second.

"There. Finish. Now, its my turn," Itachi said calmly and I was.... Bzzt. Bzzt. A fly went inside my mouth. Just kidding!

I closed my mouth and sat back down.

"Hey! On the lips!" Kisame said.

"WHAT!?!?" I yelled, getting pissed and embarrassed again. I mean, he could dare him to kiss Deidara or something!!

"I already did the dare. You didnt say that I must kiss her on the lips," Itachi, thank you! You are a life saver! Hoo!

Itachi spinned the bottle and it landed on the bomb dobe.

"Deidara, truth or dare?","Dare, hmm," Itachi looked at me and I used telepathy to talk to him. "

I dare you to let your hair down for a week and not tying it or anything,"

"I dare you to let your hair down for a week and not tying it or anything," Ha!

"Thats easy, hmm!" Deidara said then removed his ponytail. I was like wow! I tackled him on the ground and kept hugging him.

"YOU ARE SO CUTE!!! DEIDEI!! EEEEEEEP!!! SO KAWAII!!!!" I yelled and he blushed.

"Get off me! Hmm!!" He yelled and try to push me but I wont budge.

"Not until you say you're cute!!!' I yelled and grinned.

"Fine..... Im cute yeah! So kawaii! Hmm!" He said, mimicking my voice and that made me more happy. Do you know that there is a hidden photographer here? Hehehe ^_V

-MINUTES LATER-

After our little talk, Deidei spinned the bottle and it landed on.... Stitches. He grinned evilly and that made Money-face sweatdrop.

"Kakuzu, truth or dare? Hmm?"

"Dare," Stitches said and Deidei laughed crazily.

"I dare you to use YOUR money for the groceries and.... Give me half of your savings. Now, hmm," Deidei said with a matching smirk and Stitches was just like O.O

"No," Kakuzu said and glared at Deidara.

"No KJs allowed!!!!" I yelled and poof! My clone appeared and ran towards Kakuzu's room. Stitches seemed to notice this and he ran after her saying "HEY STOP!!!!" And I was just like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"You spin the bottle again, Deidei," And he did what I told him to do. It landed on Lolli-chan.

"KAKUZU!!!! ASK LOLLI-!!!!" Crash!!! What was that? Then, a grinning Rinn ran towards us while a running Kakuzu hot on her heels, chasing her. Wait, my clone is carrying.... A BAG FULL OF MONEEEEY!!!

Coins fell and left a trail behind her. Haha.

"GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY OR ELSE I'LL KILL YOU!!!!" Stitches yelled, having an irk mark on his forehead. My clone then, tossed the bag to Deidara.

"That is half of his savings and here is for the groceries!" She also threw a small bag. Then....

"BYE BYE FOLKS!!!!" Poof! She disappeared and Kakuzu slowly turned his head to Deidara's figure, creepily.

"GIVE ME BACK MY MO-" I casted a spell that will make him forget what happened but! It will only last for a few minutes though.

"Wow. What do you got there, Deidara?" He asked with a face like this $_$

Deidara smirked and gave me a thumbs-up which I gladly returned.

"Its your turn, ask Lolli-chan," I said.

"Tobi, truth or dare?" Stitches asked, still eyeing the bag Deidei is holding. Hahaha. Awesome.

"TOBI PICKS DARE!!!!!" Lolli-chan yelled while raising his arms.

"Okay, dont eat any sweets or candies today," And Tobi pouted, or I think he did..? Anyway, what lame dares!! It would be more fun if they will do it now right? Like dress up or dance or something.

"Lollipop! Your turn, spin the bottle please," He did what I told him and it landed on Konan.

"Konan-chan! Truth or dare?" He asked and Konan picked truth. Haha. Scaredy cat.

"Is it true that your in-love with Leader-sama?" And Konan was like O/////O

"Pfft..... HAHAAHAHA!!! Is it true Paperdolly??" I asked and she lowered her head, her blue hair hiding her bloody red face. No. I mean, only eyes.

"No," She said bluntly and I felt Pein stiffen. Aww. Poor Pein. Poor BROKEN HEARTED Pein. Poor BROKEN HEARTED Nagato xD.

"REALLY???" I said in a sing-song voice.

"Yes or yes? Thats the only choice Paper. If you dont want to hurt someone's feelings," I said smirking. She sighed and showed her face.

"Ugh. Fine! Yes! I love him!" She yelled and her face flushed.

PEIN - (~^3^)~

ITACHI - (O/_O)

KISAME - (0___0)

SASORI - (-__- ")

DEIDARA - (0~0)/

HIDAN - (=_=)

KAKUZU - ($__$) *still staring at the BAG without a care in the world*

ZETSU - (^_|_^)/

TOBI - (^-^)/

RINN - ~(^______^~)

And finally..... KONAN - (" =/////////////=)

She is still blushing~!!

-MINUTES LATER-

Konan spinned the bottle and it landed on..... Sasori.

"Truth or dare?"

"Dare,"

"I dare you to..... Hug Deidara for 10 seconds," She said it with a face like this ^_^ Awww, she already moved on from the embarassment she's been through a while ago.

Anyway, Sasori sighed and hugged Deidara. Me being me, did..... "1... 2...... 3....... 4........ 5....... 6............. 7..................... 8 ..........."

"Why so slow?!"

"9................... 9 and one-fourth (1/4)............ 9 and one-half (1/2)................... 9 and three-fourth (3/4)..............................................................................."

"Ugh!!!!!"

"....10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and Sasori immediately let go of Deidara. Little did he know that there is someone taking pictures of us~!!

Puppeteer glared daggers at me and I just gave him one of my warmest close-eyed smile and a PEACE sign.

After the commotion, Sasori spinned the bottle and it landed on.... Me.

"Aw! How about Pein!?!?!? Him first!!!!" I whined and folded my arms on my chest, pouting like a kid that didnt get her ice cream.

"Rinn, truth or dare,"

"Him first!" I yelled while pointing a some kind of accusing finger at Pein.

"The bottle landed on you, so you.... Truth or dare?"

"Him first,"

"You first,"

"Why!?!?!?!"

"The bottle landed on you,"

"I dont care! Him first!"

"No, you.... Tru-"

"Him!!!!! Pein! Truth or da-"

"I said you.... Now tru-"

"Aaaargh!!! Him first!"

"No.... Truth or da-"

"HIM FIRST!!!!!!!!"

"THE BOTTLE LANDED ON YOU!"

"I DONT CARE ABOUT THE FUDGIN BOTTLE!!! AND THATS NOT FAIR SO HIM FIRST!!!"

"LIFE ISNT FAIR!!!!!"

"YEAH SOME LIVES AREN'T FAIR! BUT MINE ISNT!!!"

"YES IT IS!! NOW TRU-!!!"

"ASK NAGATO! NOT ME!!!"

"YOU RINN!!! YOU!!!"

"THATS NOT FAIR MAN!!!!!"

"TRUTH OR DARE!?!?!???"

"NAGATO!!! ITS YOUR TURN SO ANSWER HIM!!!"

"IM ASKING YOU!! NOT LEADER-SAMA!!!"

"ITS HIS TURN!!!"

"YOU CANT SKIP! YOU FIRST BEFORE HIM!!!"

"Okay!" I said in a cheerful and playful voice. That made Sasori look at me like im sort of NUTS..... Almonds? No. Nuts. Hahaha.

"I choose truth!" I chose truth because I am tooooo lazy to stand and do his dare. Nahh.

"I mean dare," I like to be challenged a little.

"Okay, clean our room," Thats easy man! Poof! My clone appeared and saluted me, knowing what to do already.

My clone ran towards Deidei's room and I bet she started to clean it.

"Thats cheating," Sasori said while staring at me. "No its not! Its just a some sort of.... Intelligence... And she's me!!" The fudge? Hahahaha.

"Next!!! Piercings! Truth or dare?" I asked him while grinning widely. I have my own ways. Muahahahahaha!

"Dare," Nice choice Pein!!!!

"I dare you to.... Kiss Konan and tell her that you feel the same way towards her," And he was just like..... WHAT THE FUDGE!?!?!?? Hahaha.

"Hurry u-" I was cut off when my timer rang. KRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!! I noticed Old man stopped and sat down. Oh yes, I totally forgot about him. Haahahah. Anyway, he was panting like a very tired dog and he was sweating so hard.

"Nahh. Back to the old topic. Go ahead Piercings," I saw him gulp and boy! Was it funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Fine," He faced Konan who is sitting beside him. He kissed Konan on the cheek and....

"I love you too, Konan,"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahha! TH-THAT I-IS A-HHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHA!!!!! A-AWESO-MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is soooo awesome!!! YOUR FACE WAS PRICELESS!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

I wiped my tears and calmed myself down but I am still giggling like the crazy woman I am.

"A-Anyway, since all of us did our DESIGNATED dares, lets play another game," I said and thought of a nice game to play.

"Hmm. How about.... Hide and Seek?"