Chapter 7 ~Confronting Emo-chan And Sharky~
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I didn't even bother to see the Hokage. I simply told Naruto to go and see him for me. Ugh..... I'm soooo rude! Even disagreeing to go to the Hokage's..... You know. I know that I have to go because that's kind of a respect. He was our leader..... But I just can't face him after what I failed to do. It felt like I was the one who let him get killed. It felt like I was the reason. It was expected, but I was planning to stir things up!!
Anyway, I tried to heal myself. Heal. Heal. Heal. Then, the green glow slowly disappeared from my hand. I'm feeling so much better now!
I removed my blanket, and started to run around my hospital room.
Aaaahh~! I'm freeeeeee~!! :3
I stretched my arms, and made one of my clones appear. In other words, I summoned her. Wooooahh! Sounds cool!
"Yo!" My clone greeted while grinning widely at me.
"Would you please buy me some ramen? I'm hungry." I said, holding my stomach.
"Hai!" She exclaimed, and did a salute.... A mocking one, in fact.
Then, she teleported.
Rinn's Clone's POV
I appeared in front of the ramen stand.
"Teuchi-chan! Can I order a bowl of ramen, please? The usual one!" I said, and waited patiently. He just nodded and went to make some. Whistle. Whistle. Out of randomness, I saw Kiba and Akamaru walking.
"Yo! Kiba!" I yelled while slowly walking towards them, acting coooool.
"Oh! It's just you. Rinn, right?" He asked, grinning.
"Yep! The awesome Rinn!" I exclaimed cheerfully, and gave him a thumbs up. My eyes suddenly caught what he's currently wearing.... An all-black suit.
"What's with the suit?" I asked.
"Oh.... I'm mourning for Hokage-sama's death......" He mumbled, sadly. Oh yeah! How could I forget?! Ugh....... That's one heck of an immediate and sudden change of attitude! Thanks to you, brilliant Rinn!
"Umm.... Hey! Lighten up! Think about the bright side!! Uhh..... Our village was saved, and he was our hero!" I laughed nervously at that afterwards, and scratched the back of my head.
"Yeah..... You're right. Anyway, I need to go. Thanks for the talk." He said, and started to walk away.
"No problem!" I said while waving my hand. Then, I went back to the ramen stand. It's probably done already!!
"Rinn, here is the ramen you ordered." He said while smiling to me.
Woooooo!!!
I smiled back, and started to eat the ramen. Slurp. Nom. Slurp. Nom. Nom.
"The fudge?!?! That is mine!!" I heard someone shout behind me, and that someone suddenly took the bowl from my hands.
"What the-?" I was about to burst in anger for ruining my good appetite, but when I looked behind me, I saw a tomato-faced Rinn..... Someone who's angrier than me......... Probably.
Oopsie.
"Why were you eating MY ramen?!?!"
"Hey! I was the one who bought this in the first place!!"
"Well, I told you to buy me one!!"
"And you thought that I would obey you?! You were totally fine to go and buy ON YOUR OWN!!!"
"I was not!!!"
"Yes, you were!! See?! You are here right now in front of me! AND OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!!!"
"Well, I just escaped!! You were taking so long, and I am hungry!"
"You didn't even give me a single coin!! How would I buy then?!"
"You already bought one!!!!"
"It was MY money in the first place!! Not yours!!"
"That money was from me!! You're just a clone I made!!"
"Dummy!! This money was from my job!!"
"What job are you talking about?!"
"While you were gone, I worked here to earn some money!!"
"I don't care! If you just followed what I told you to do, and bought me some ramen, then we wouldn't be even arguing here right now!!"
"It was your fault! You didn't even give me money!"
"You didn't tell me so!!"
"Ha! Finally, you said it!! You forgot to give me some!!"
"You were the one who was in a hurry, and just disappeared before I can even give some!!"
"You cou-!!"
"OH SHUUUUUUT UP, YOU TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!" A voice yelled behind us. Then, I immediately saw Naruto standing in there, staring at us.
"Rinn, will you please stop arguing with your clone?!"
Ugh!
"So, I see!! It's all my fault then?!" I yelled while rolling my eyes.
"Yes! If you didn't summon her in the first place, the-"
He was cut off when my clone spoke.
"You don't want me here, brother?" My clone whimpered, and pretended to cry a little. Ooohh..... So that's how I look like when I pretend to do things. I saw Naruto panic a little, and started shushing her.
"Hmp! Don't tell me that you just fell for her crap." I whispered to myself.
"Have fun!" I said randomly, then, teleported to my room, or should I say Naruto's room.
"I'm bored." I whined while lying on Naruto's mattress.
Aha! I know what to do. I teleported in front of the door where the Jounins are talking about they-confronted-Itachi-and-Kisame thingy. Eeeep!! Fangirl screams! Just kidding. Anyway, I saw Sasuke walking towards the door. Of course, he found out that Itachi and Kisame are after Naruto soo....
"Hey DBH!! Wait for me!! I know where Naruto is!!" I yelled, panting. That caught his attention, and I inwardly released a sigh of relief. If I didn't say that, he wouldn't even bother make an effort to move a single muscle to look at me and just simple ignore me like I'm nothing but air.
"Where is he?" He asked seriously. Hmm..... Too serious. Nahh...
"Hold my hand." I said out of the blue, and he hesitated for a minute, but soon realized what I'm going to do. He held my hand tightly, then, I teleported in front of Naruto's hotel room.
There, I saw Itachi and Kisame.....
AAAAHHHHH!! *nosebleeds*
"Helloooooooo!!! Fish-face and hmm.... What would be a good nickname for Itachi?" I asked randomly, no one in particular but myself, while stroking my invisible beard. That made them sweatdrop, but not DBH of course. He is too serious at the moment to handle a joke. Waaaay to serious.....
"Aha!! Emo-chan!! Emo-chan and Fish-face, or maybe Sharky? Yeah! Sharky is much more better than Fish-face. Emo-chan and Sharky then!" I exclaimed happily while bouncing up and down, fighting the urge to hug the both of them to death.
Stare. Stare. Stare. Stare. Staring contest huh?! I'm on!!
-MINUTES LATER-
Before Sasuke can even come close to Itachi with his Chidori, I immediately held his wrist, and the Chidori disappeared in a second.
"What are you doing!?! Let go of me!!!" He yelled, trying to remove my iron grip. Huh.... Good luck, Duck!
"I know that the two of you, Uchihas, have intense hatred for each other. Well.... Not actually, I mean, only Sasuke is the one who hates Itachi so much, and Itachi really loves Sasuke, right? It's not really mutual like it seems to be, but...... Why not be a.... You know.... Family again?"
That made them stiffen a little, but I don't care. I'm not lying okay?!
"I hate to say this but..... Sasuke, please stop planning to kill Itachi or do your revenge thingy because you will just regret it when you succeed. I'll pay 10 bucks if you won't have a single bit of guilt and regret in your heart when that happens. Itachi really loves you, and he hurts you just for you to emotionally increase the hatred you have for him. He's the one provoking you on purpose, so that you'll kill him. That's obviously suicide, but he still continues to do it because it's a must for him.... So please....... Stop. He is your only family now. Can't you reconsider? Even for just a little? Your mother, father, and relatives are all gone! You won't waste this chance, right? This is your only chance to have a family once more! Can't you see? Your brother didn't kill you because he couldn't! He loves you, that's why!! Are you too blind not to notice that?? He loves you more than anything!! He loves you more than his own clan, his own parents, his own relatives, even the girl he loves, and even his own self!! And what? You. You want to become stronger, and you are hungry for power because you want to kill the only family you have?! He killed all of your loved ones, but do you know why!? Do you have a single clue what his reason was?! You believed that he killed his whole clan just to test his powers! That's unbelievable! You're wrong!! Mistaken! He had a reason for why he did that! And don't you want to know the answers first? Before you go and do everything just to kill your big brother? Please use your brain, Sasuke. Don't be too blind! It was so obvious that his reason was fake! Seriously?! Who would kill and slaughter their own clan just to test their powers?! That's insane! Itachi didn't come from an asylum or anything to be able to do that just because he felt like doing it!! So please, Sasuke! I know that you're smart! Try to understand these kind of things!! Try to analyze first, and don't let darkness blind you and block your senses! Don't be so consumed by your fudgin' hatred!"
They were surprised after I said my speech. Whoo! Another one! Now, they are going to question me now!! Ugh..... Me and my big big big mouth! But that was really.... Good and relieving. I just had to do that! I've been keeping that inside ever since I watched the show! Now, the weight from my shoulders are removed! Thank you, mouth!
Anyway, back to reality. I noticed that Itachi is kinda' staring at me with menacingly narrowed eyes, and DBH is just speechless..... Okay, I better escape from this awfully tense atmosphere before it's too late!!
"Okay!! Hey Sharky!!"
Ignored.
"Sharky!"
Ignored.
"Sharky!!"
"What, kid?"
"Can I borrow.... What's that again? Samehada? Can I borrow Samehada? Please?" I asked with pleading eyes.
He grinned, and gave the sword to me. I know what he's thinking! If I hold this sword, either spikes will come out from it or it will suck out my chakra or do both. Only Kisame can hold this thing!! But when I held it..... His grin immediately disappeared, and a mocking smirk appeared on my face.
"Surprised?"
"W-What?! That's not possible!! I'm the only one who can hold him like that!!!" He shouted, astonished. Aheeheehee....!!
"Well, I think that you are not the only person Samehada likes!" I chirped happily while holding Samehada. To be honest, it's not heavy at all!
"This kid is.... Awesome!!! Let's bring her with us, Itachi!" My eyes widened in a split second when those words rang in my ears. Thanks for the compliment, but heeep! There is no way that I'm going to go with them!! Well, I do like to go with them, and have some fun, but I won't let it happen today!
Anyway, I didn't notice that Jiraiya is already there, and the walls turned into the walls of his giant toad..... Which is soooo pink-ish!
Sasuke is also unconscious at the time being, and I don't really know why. I mean, I just stopped him from attacking Itachi, right? Nahh..... Maybe I zoned out again.
"Toady~!!"
When Itachi and Kisame saw Jiraiya, Emo-chan suddenly carried me, to my surprise, and we went out of the toad. Woooo!! I thought the black flames would burn me, but hoo! Good thing, it didn't hurt! We ran, and jump, and run, and jump..... I mean, them.
Itachi is carrying me using his shoulder, and I tried to straight my back, and maybe struggle a bit to free myself, but when I did that.....
Thump!!
Itachi's POV
I felt the girl straight her back a little. Bad idea. You see, we are still jumping from tree to tree so.... She kinda' hit her head on a random branch, and passed out.
"Baka." I muttered to myself while continuing to jump and jump.
-MINUTES LATER-
We arrived at our place, and I gently placed her on my bed. I walked towards Leader-sama's room, and knocked.
Tok! Tok!! Tok!
"Come in....." A voice said, and I opened the door.
"I apologize for our failure, Leader-sama. We failed to capture the Nine-tails, but I brought an interesting and mysterious girl here with us. She's not an average girl...."
That caught his attention, and he looked at me with papers in hand. Ugh. I'm sure that being the head is so hard and tiring.
"What? What do you mean?" He asked, and I started to tell him what happened.
- Writer
