Chapter 8 ~Staying With The Akatsuki~
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Rinn's POV
"Is she dead?"
"Who is she anyway?"
"I dunno'."
"Tobi has a new friend!!!"
"Look! She is awake, hm!"
"No, she is not!!"
"Yes, she is, hm!!!"
I slowly opened my eyes, and saw.... T-The Akatsuki!!!!!! *insert fangirl screams here* Waaaaaaahhhhhhh! My eyes literally widened like plates in shock.
"Who are you?" — Kakuzu/....uuhhh Money-face? Yeah......Money-face
"Good to see that you're awake, kid!" — Kisame/Sharky
"Can we eat you?" — Zetsu/...uhmm.... Planty!!!
"Tobi is a good boy!" — Tobi/....hhmmm.... Lolli-chan!!
"Hmmm.... You can be one of my beautiful art." — Sasori/Puppetman
"My art is soooo much better than yours, hm! Right, girly?" — Deidara/Deidei
"Oh my, such young and pretty lady!" — Konan/Aha! Paperdolly!
"Who are you, brat?!?!?" — Hidan/Old man
The door suddenly opened, and two men came in. I was like—>> O_o
"You will stay with us from now on." — Pein/Piercings
"I need to talk to you later." — Itachi/Emo-chan
"Wait wait wait..... I'm confused." I said with a face like this—>> =_= Piercings sighed, and stood in front me. I'm still sitting on the edge of the bed, okay?!
"You will stay with us."
"What?! No way!" Wow!! I like that, but his way of saying it pisses me off! Like.... Who is he anyway?! He's not my father or anything! We're not even close!! And he demands like that like I'm some sort of his servant?! That stupid Piercings!
"You have no other choice."
"Grr! You can't make meeee!"
"Yes I can, and my decision is final." Final or not, I'm not listening~!!
"Talk to the hand." I stated while holding out my hand with my palm facing him. Heehee.... Deidei style :P Anyway, he slowly shook his head while turning around, and started to walk away.
"Wait!!" I yelled, and tackled him to the ground. I pinned him on the ground by the wrists using my iron grip, and stared at him menacingly. I'm kinda' sitting on his stomach.
"Listen, Piercings!"
He frowned at the nickname I gave him, but whatever.
"I am not staying here!! Well, yeah, I would love to, but hep!! Not now!! Because I still need to do many many maaaany things!! Do you understand, Piercings?! You can't MAKE me!!!!!!"
I stood up, and brushed the invisible dust off my clothes. Then, I turned around, and stared at the group of criminals in front of me.
"Bye!!" I exclaimed cheerfully, and poof!! I teleported back to my room. I sighed, and lied down on my bed.
After a few minutes, I decided to do something. I stood up, and changed my clothes. I'm borrowing Naruto's clothes for awhile. I know that he wouldn't mind anyway, he is training after all. I mean... Finding Tsunade. No..... I mean, training and finding Tsunade at the same time. I sighed, and looked at the huge mirror in front of me. I miss my hair in pigtails. It's always down now. I really don't want to fix my hair..... I'm too lazy to do it =_='
Huh.... I still have to wait for a week before Naruto comes back here in Konoha, sooo.... Maybe I can stay with the Akatsuki for a while! I mean.... Just for a while, right? That wouldn't be so bad! Not at all!!
After thinking that, I immediately and excitedly teleported to the room where I woke up after I hit my head on a random branch. There, I saw.... No one. I slowly opened the door, and peeked. Looks left. Looks right. Looks left. Looks right. No one in here. The sight is clear!!
I tiptoed, and decided to find a kitchen or something. I'm hungry.
Then, to my surprise, I was suddenly tackled to the ground by someone.
"Eeeeeep!! Get away from meeeee!!" I yelled while pushing, kicking, slapping, and punching the one who tackled me.
Pak!
Boogsh!
Thump!
Thud!
Pak!!
"Ow....." The man said. I finally managed to push him off of me, and he landed right on his butt. I stared at him then.....
"Lolli-chaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!" I screamed, and gave him one of my bone-crushing hugs. Hahaha! Poor Tobi!!
"Ack!!! Tobi can't..... Breathe!!" Of course, I removed my arms around his neck before he chokes to death.
"Aheeheeheeheehee! Hey hey! Lolli-chan! Guess what?" I chirped while jumping up and down. I already stood up awhile ago, so yahh!!
"What?" He asked, confused. Before anything else, I inhaled a huge amount of air first.
"IWILLSTAYHEREFORAWHILEBECAUSEBIGBROTHERISNOTHOMEYETAND YIPEEE!!!!!!" I said, or more like shouted, very very fast.
I hope he understands that! I used the word hope, and not wish because it's possible to happen.... Gets?? That was our lesson in English!! Don't get me wrong! What I meant was, that was our lesson in English in the real world! Back in my awesome school!!
"Come again?"
"IWILLSTAYHEREFORAWHILEBECAUSEBIGBROTHERISNOTHOMEYETAND YIPEEE!!!!!!"
"Umm..... Tobi didn't quite catch that."
"IWILLSTAYHEREFORAWHILEBECAUSEBIGBROTHERISNOTHOMEYETAND YIPEEE!!!!!!"
"Please slow down a little, so that Tobi can understand it."
"I-WILL-STAY-HERE-FOR-AWHILE-BECAUSE-BIG-BROTHER-IS-NOT-HOME-YET-AND YIPEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
"Ohh...."
I'm actually doing my happy dance right now, and soon, Lollipoppy joined me!! Crazy people heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere~~! Be careful~!! Caution~!! Caution~!
"ALRIGHT!!!"
"YIPEE!"
"TOBI IS SOOO HAPPY!!!"
"THIS IS TOTALLY AWESOME!!"
"Whaaaaaaaaa--? Nevermind. Hey! Uchiha boy!! There are a few bakas here!!" — Old man
"What do those have to do with me?" — Emo-chan
"Well, one of them is YOUR baka." — Old man
"That one is not MY baka." — Emo-chan
"Yes, it is, and that baka is YOUR responsibility." — Old man
"No." Emo-chan said, ending the lame arguement, and walking away. Old man scores!! Old man 1, Emo-chan 0!! Old man leeeeeaaaaads!! Prruuutt! (Whistle blows XD)
I noticed that Emo-chan stopped walking. Then, he creepily turned around, and started to walk back towards us.
"I need to talk to you. NOW." He said in a dead-serious way, and that made me gulp. The fudge? No need to be afraid of the lame emo!!
Anyway, he held my arm, and started to drag me somewhere. Old man and Lolli-chan stood there awkwardly while watching us walk away.
"Heeeey, Emo-chan, where are we going?" I asked, puffing my cheeks out while glaring daggers at him.
He is such a kill joy! KJ for short. He ruined my fun here. Hmp!
My thoughts were cut off when I heard a door getting slammed close. We are here, back to the room where I woke up and appeared when I teleported. What is the big deal of this room anyway?! I mean, I always..... Nahh. Nevermind =_=
"Explain."
"What?"
"Explain."
"Duh.... I'm not deaf. I'm asking you what to explain!!"
"Everything."
"That makes no sense at all."
"Explain. How did you know about us? About me? About my brother? I don't remember seeing you in the Leaf Village before, and.... And how did you know my secret?"
"Huh? What secret?"
"About my love for my brother and my desire to protect him?"
"Ohh...."
"So?"
"Uhh.... Let's just say that I can read people's minds." Oopsie! Wrong term! Ahehehehe ^_^
"Is that so? Okay. What am I thinking right now?"
"Umm...."
"......"
"Oh look at the time!! Time to gooo!!" I said, running for the door, but he blocked my way.
"You're lying."
"Duh.... Isn't it obvious?" I muttered to myself.
"What?"
"Oh nothing! I just said that you are soooooo handsome!" Note the sarcasm.... But that's a serious fact!
Anyway, he stared at me with his eyes narrowed.
"Tell the truth or else....."
"Or else what??"
"Or else I will kill your dear brother."
"Pfft! No one can kill him!"
"Yes, there is, and that one will be me."
"Nahh.... You're trying to be funny, right? Just stop it because you are not funny at all! Geez. Stop trying to be a clown, and just remain being a ninja instead. Heehee~!!"
"Just tell the truth, and this will be all over."
"Fine."
Take note!! I'm not going to tell him the other world thingy!! Because that will ruin the whooooole plot of the story, and they'll obviously use meeee!! I don't want that to happen!
"Okay. It all started when I woke up in the academy. I don't remember a thing. I don't remember my past at all, and I don't remember my birthday, where I came from, my age, and many many more, except for my name."
"Then?"
"Then, I saw Naruto and Iruka. When I stared at their eyes, their past came crashing into me. That happened to almost all of the people I met, and when I met Sasuke....." Total lie. Hehe.
"......"
"I noticed that he is full of hatred, and he is very hungry for power. Just then, I saw his past. I saw you and him together, nothing binds you but an amazing brotherly bond of love and joy. It was very beautiful." LOL *insert angels singing in the background*
"......"
"Then, the time came, and I saw you in person. I started to tell the both of you all of my opinions about you and him. I started to tell the things I think about the both of you. It's kinda' sad though. You're making him kill you. You're emotionally forcing him. You're making him hate you. You're making him do everything just to kill you, and you're making him do everything just to succeed this revenge thing, which is a bad thing. Don't you know that he'll eventually walk down the wrong path and let himself get consumed by darkness?"
"I can't do anything about it now. It's already too late."
"Wrong! It's not yet too late! You can go and give him all the answers that he needs to know."
"It's not that easy."
"Great!! Nice confidence you got there!" Note the sarcasm.
"Wait.... What's your name?"
Sudden change of topic, huh. Awesome -_-
"I'm Rinn."
"Rinn Uzumaki?"
"No. Well, he is like a brother to me, but I'm just Rinn."
"Okay." Ha! Score! The awesome Rinn 1, and Emo-chan 0!!! The awesome Rinn leeeeaaaadsssssss!!!
"Sooo.... As I was saying, please don't make your brother hate you anymore. Stop emotionally forcing him to do the things that he shouldn't do. Him ending your life won't do any good."
"It will make him happy."
"Yeah. It will make him happy because he succeeded to do what he planned to do for so long, but it will just make him sad because it will br his fault killing his only family. He will regret it someday..... And besides, it'll simply give him nothing but self-satisfaction."
"No. He won't still change his mind. He finally made his decision, and his decision is to kill me."
"Stop saying those things!! Ugh!! You are just like your brother!! You're both not using your minds!!!"
"......."
"Just..... Ugh. It's still not too late, okay?? Go and talk to him."
"I can't just go out there, and talk to him like nothing happened be-"
"The past is in the past!"
"Let me fini-"
"No! You let me finish!! If you don't go to your brother and talk to him, I will-"
"You will what?"
"Now, look who is cutting me off."
"You will what?"
"I will kill myself." What the fudge? Why did that come out from my mouth? Of all words?? Mehh.... That's good anyway.
"Then, go ahead. Kill yourself. It's not like I care or anything." =_=' Woohooo! Nice one! That's a huge BURN for me!! Bring my pride to the hospital please!!
He turned around, and I disappeared, and reappeared behind the door of the bathroom. Inside this room, there is a bathroom, okay? Then, a clone of mine took my place without him noticing.
"Fine then!! Don't go to your brother, and I will honestly kill myself!!" My clone said with a matching voice. Hahahha!
"Like I said, I don't care." Itachi muttered to himself.
My clone took a kunai knife from her weapon pouch, and.....
*Stabs*
*Stabs*
*Stabs*
*Coughs up blood*
*Stabs*
*Stabs*
*Falls*
Thud!
Itachi turned around, and his eyes immediately widened. My clone is lying on her own pool of blood. Woah! This is totally awesome to watch! Itachi doesn't know that I'm here because I turned my chakra off. That's impossible, right? But I'm. Just. That. Awesome!!
"R-Rinn!!! What the?!?!" He panicked, and carried my clone. Then, he ran out of the room, and I stood there, staring in space.
3.... 2.... 1....
Pfft! Hahahahahahahahha!!! Laugh trip!!! If only you could see his face!! It was priceless!! I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed my eyes off while rolling on the floor.
Anyway, I stopped laughing, and stood up. I closed my left eye just to see.... Poof! My clone disappeared from Itachi's arms, and the pool of blood on the floor in this room disappeared, too. Itachi came running back into the room, slamming the door close on the way.
........ And he saw me there, laughing and giggling inside the bathroom, behind the door, like the crazy woman I am.
"Hahahahahaha!!"
"What the heck?! Rinn?!?! That was a clone?!?!"
"I-Isn't i-it o-obvious? WAHHAHAHAHAHHAA!!"
"Ugh!!!"
He stumped out of the room. Hhahahhaha!! He seemed very pissed off as well. Ahahaha! The awesome Rinn 2, and Emo-chan 0!!! Score again!!
-MINUTES LATER-
I yawned, and lied down on the bed. I was actually killing time by chatting with my clone this past few minutes, and now, I'm tired and exhausted. I yawned again, and before I even know it, I fell asleep. Snore. Snore. Giggle. Snore.
-THE NEXT DAY-
I woke up just to see myself lying on an unfamiliar bed. Ohh.... I remember! I'm in the Akatsuki base now! Heehee! How could I forget?
I stood up, and stretched. Then, I slowly walked out of the room like a zombie. Arrggghhaa.....!!! I'm gunna' eat your brainz! Eew. Hahahahh!
I kept on walking and walking until I saw a.... Kitchen!! Yipeeeeee!!! I went inside, and started to make breakfast. Ooohh...... Hotcakes!! I got the ingredients ready, and.....
-MINUTES LATER-
"BREAKFAST IS READY!!! WAKEY-WAKEY!!!! SLEEPY-HEADS!!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs, my loud voice booming in the hall..... Not a minute later, Akatsuki members poked their heads out of their doors.
"Woah. You made breakfast for us?" — Sharky
"What the *toot* is going on here?! No need to make some *toot* noises so early in the *toot* morning!!" — Old man
"Tobi is hungry!!!" — Lolli-chan
"What's the noise all about?" — Puppetman
"That smells good, hm!!" — Deidei
And the rest of the members simply said Coming or Hai. The food is already served, and guess what?? I'm sure that they will love this!! *Evil laughs* Bwuahahaha!!
-AFTER EVERYONE TOOK A BITE-
"Hot!!! Hot!!! Hot!!! Hot!!! Waaaaaaaaateeeeeeeeer!!!!!!" — Sharky
"Ahh!! *toooooot"!! This is so *toooooooot* spicy!! What the *toot* is this!?!? *tooot*?!?!?" — Old man
"TOBI'S MOUTH IS BURNING!!!!!!!" — Lolli-chan
"My mouth is on fire, hm!!!! WATEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!" — Deidei
"This is.... Uhh.... Delicious." — Paperdolly
"I know, right?!!" — The awesome Rinn
"......" — Planty, Money-face, Emo-chan, and Puppetman
"Make our meals a little less spicy next time, Rinn." — Piercings
"Spicy?? This is not spicy." I said while eating mine. I put more and more and more hot sauce, then, I ate it.
Well, actually, I made extra hot and spicy hotcakes with chili fillings, chili toppings, and red hot sauce. Can't blame me!! I like these kinds of foods! Sharky, Old man, Lollipoppy, and Deidei are currently killing each other just to get the glass of cold water in my hand. Hahahha!
"Water!!!" — Sharky
"Just make a water technique, and then, drink it!!" — The awesome Rinn
"Tobi needs water!!!!" — Lollipoppy
"There are lots and lots of water in the river outside." — The awesome Rinn
"*toot*!!! Give me the *toot* glass of *toot* water!! You *toot*!!!" — Old man
"What if I don't want to?" — The awesome Rinn
"Water, hm!!! Please!!!!" — Deidei
"Sure!! Just for you, Deidei! 'Cause you're my favorite~!!" I chirped happily while handing him the glass of water I was holding. He drank and drank until.....
Pak!
Splash!
Pak!
Thud!
Splash!
Thump!
They started to get the glass from Deidei. The rest are just calmly finishing the food while sweating so hard, except for Sasori, of course. He is a puppet.
"I don't want this. I want a man." — Planty
"Eat it!!!!!! Or else I won't give you a man or any kind of human being to eat!!" He looked at me, blinked twice, then, started to eat the food again. Hahaha. Awesome.
Pein finished, then, Konan, then, Itachi, then, Zetsu, then, Sasori, then, Kakuzu, then, Kisame, then, Tobi, then, Deidara, and finally, Hidan. I made a clone, and she was the one who cleaned the whole kitchen. I'm too lazy to do it myself :D
I went back to my room, then, looked around. What to do. What to do.....
- Writer
