Chapter 9 ~Troublesome Rinn~
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*Pokes*
*Pokes*
*Pokes*
*Po— "AAAHHHHHH!!!!"
I tightly held the wrist of the man who was poking me, almost breaking it with a snap but kinda' had I-should-maybe-look-first-who-owns-this-wrist-before-breaking-it-and-hurting-the-person-who-decided-to-interrupt-my-peaceful-sleep-because-I-do-not-want-to-feel-guilty-after-seeing-who-owns-the-wrist-I-am-about-to-break thought, so I simply held it with my iron grip, and opened my eyes just to see an orange mask in front of me.
"Lolli-chan? What are you doing?"
"Haha.... Eh.... Rinn-chan! You're awake! Hehe.....!!" Tobi said nervously while scratching the back of his head. I let go of his wrist, and yawned.
"What time is it?"
"Umm.... About lunch time...?" He said that more like a question than an answer, but whatever. I guess they don't have any clocks in here or anything. Anyway, I stood up, and followed Tobi, who is currently walking away.
Well, I guess it's time for me to explore this place a little. I walked. Walking. Walking. Walking. Halt!! A random door caught my attention. Hmmm.... Whose room is this? I slowly opened the door to see......
"Deidei!!!!! Puppetman!!!!"
"Oh..... It's just you. What are you doing here?" — Puppetman
"Oh nothing!" — The awesome Rinn
I closed the door, and walked towards Deidara, who is playing with his explosive clay.
"Hey Deidei, can I borrow some of your clay?"
"No, hm...." What a straight answer!
"Come on, please!! Just a little bit...!"
"No, hm...."
"Now, you are acting like Emo-chan...." =_=
"Emo?"
"Nahh..... Nevermind."
I stole a little bit of clay from him. Actually, it's simply placed on his table because he is experimenting or something like that. Meh. Kabuto much? He ignored me, and I just did the thing I've been wanting to do ever since I saw him do it in the series. I shoved a small piece of clay in my mouth, just a very tiny piece to be safe, and chewed, trying to know what it tastes like. I mean, he shoved like...... A handful of clay in his mouth in a it-is-his-first-meal-for-a billion-billion-years manner or in a way like he has not yet eaten anything since birth or something, during his last battle with Sasuke, right? So I kinda' want to know what it tastes like. Since I honestly can't taste anything, I added more clay in my mouth until my whole left cheek is like..... Puffed out. I chewed more, and soon, I sweatdropped. It's like I am just eating a chewy dough. It feels like a chewing gum, but tastes like nothing. I'm tired of chewing, and my jaw currently hurts, so I made a random plastic bag appear in my hand, and I spat the thing in there.
"Geez.... What do I even expect from a white dough-like clay? Pshh....." I muttered to myself while tying the plastic bag close, dropping it on the ground, and letting it lie down there. Deidara didn't pay any attention to me, so I just took some clay again, and made a cute little sword using it.
"Deidei!! Look!! It's cute, isn't it?"
"Pretty..........."
"Really??" ^_^
"Pretty ugly, hm...."
"Aaaaarrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!!"
I screamed, and stole more clay. This time, I made a girl version of him, even though he already looks like a guuuuuurl~!! ^_^V
"Hey hey! Sasori-chan! This looks cute, right?"
"Yes, but it would be much cuter if you made it a puppet instead of clay."
"My art is more beautiful than yours, hm!!"
"Art is eternal, not like yours."
"Art is a bang!! Hm!!"
"Art lasts for a long long time, unlike yours."
"Well.... Art is a bang!! Right, hm?" He looked at me with pleading eyes. I simply gulped.
Here they are again..... Fighting about their art. Ugh...!!
"Ugh..... How to explain this?? Ahem. Listen, boys." They sweatdropped at that.
I transformed into a random teacher. Well, actually, I'm just wearing the clothes of a random teacher from my school back in the real world. My height, face, hair color, etc. didn't change. Just my clothes, gets? Also, a random blackboard appeared beside me. A stick appeared in my hand, and a chalk in my other hand, too. I started to draw Deidara's clay bird and Sasori's puppet on the board using my chalk.
"Ahem. As you can see, there is a drawing of your art here, Deidara, and your art here, Sasori. In my opinion, art is much better if it is eternal, and it lasts long—"
"Whaaaat!?!?!" Guess who said that.
"Let me finish first."
"Ahem. As I was saying, art is much better if its beauty lasts long and can be appreciated by everyone, but.... There are many different kinds of art. You, Deidara, make a beautiful masterpiece, then, suddenly, a stunning explosion follows. Yes, your art is beautiful, but it just lasts for a minute or less because it's a bomb. You, Sasori, make a beautiful masterpiece as well, and it's a puppet, right? Right.... But your puppet is made using a body of a real person. You make puppets, but you are killing a person everytime you make one. Yes, I admit it. It's beautiful, but you could use wood instead, right? Well, as I said before, I like art which lasts long. In other words, I like Sasori's art, but I totally don't like how he MAKES his art. I don't like Deidara's art because it just explodes in thin air, but I like how he makes it."
"I, sometimes, wonder why Deidara's art is like that, but I think I get the point now. I used to hate Deidara, not personally though, before because he makes cute little clay figures, but wastes his own effort by making it explode just in a minute or two.... But the explosion is what makes it beautiful. In Sasori's art, the brilliant ways of hiding the weapons inside the puppet and creating its own different tricks are what makes it beautiful. Sasori's pretty smart to be able to create puppets with different uses. As for Deidara's art, there are also brilliant ways on how he'll create and manage one, it also has tricks.... Like how it would look like, whatever the size is, even if it's microscopic, how fast it would move, and many more. Both of you are clever when it comes to using your art, and both of you create amazing figures. You, two, have many in common, actually..... You just can't decide who creates a much better art because nothing exceeds the other. It's the same. They're both beautiful, both useful in many ways, both have its own unique tricks, and both even have its own weaknesses...... So, you should just encourage each other and respect and admire each others' art instead of trying to pull each other down. It's better if it's positive. It's better if you both enhance your arts by encouraging each other, that's what makes it truly beautiful."
It's kinda' weird answering my own question, but I made a speech again!! Heehee. I should've said Listen, class! at the very beginning!! Lol!
Poof!
I returned back to my normal look, and they just stared at me.
"Sooo..... Uuhhm......" I trailed off awkwardly. Ugh.
"How did you know our names? I don't remember myself telling my name to you." Sasori said with narrowed eyes. Talk about a 90-degree change of topic.
"O-Ohh! Itachi-chan told me!" Then, I immediately ran out of the room, and went back to my room, slamming the door close on the way. I saw Itachi lying down on the bed. Wait what?!
"Hey emooooo-chan!!! Why are you on my bed?!" I asked, more like yelled.
"Excuse me? Your bed? This is my room, and this is my bed." I was like—>> O.o
"No, it's not! It's my room! Get out nooow!" I yelled while pointing a finger at the door, signing him to go out.
"You are the one who is supposed to go out. This is my room." Aaaaaargh!! I bet that my cheeks are already soooo red from anger and embarassment!!
"This is my room!"
"This is my room."
"No!! This is my room, so get out!!"
"You get out."
"What?! This is my room!"
"This is my room, not yours."
"This is mine, EMO!!!!!"
"Do you have any evidence? Any evidence that this is your room?"
"Yes! My scent is here!"
"That's not enough."
"Yes, it is! So get out!!"
"This is my room."
"Prove it!"
"Look. My clothes are in there inside the cabinet. My things are in here."
"Those are my clothes and things!!"
"Those clothes are too big to be yours."
"I'm used to wear loose clothes!!"
"And obviously, those are my things."
"Those are mine!"
"You sure? Those are for men.... Like me."
"I'm used in using things for men!"
"How so?"
"I have a brother, remember?!"
"So?"
"Ugh!! Don't you so so so me! I use those things!!"
"No. Those are mine."
"This is my room!"
"No, it's mine."
"THIS IS MY ROOM!!!! GET OUT!!!!"
"THIS IS MINE!!!!! NOT YOURS!!"
"THIS IS MY ROOM!!!! GET OUT NOW!!!!!"
"YOU GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!"
"I TOLD YOU IT'S MY ROOM!!!!!"
"IT'S MINE!!! NOW GET OUT!!!!"
"IT'S MY ROOM!!! AAAAARGH!!!! GE-!!!"
"WHAT THE *toot*, *toot*?!? CAN YOU *toot* SHUT THE *toot* UP!?!?!! WHAT'S THE *toot* NOISE ALL ABOUT ANYWAY?!?!? YOU *toooot* *toot*!!!! *tooot* KEEP YOUR *toot* MOUTH SHUT!!!! OR ELSE I WILL *toot* SACRIFICE YOU BOTH *tooot* TO JASHIN-SAMA!!!!!"
Guess who said that. Yeah. The one and only.... Old man~~!!! *dramatic background music plays*
He is inside of our room at the moment. I mean, my room, and we just stared at him.
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"*tooot* STOP STARING AT ME, YOU *toot *toot*!!!!" He said, or more like shouted, totally pissed off. I sighed, and lied down on the bed beside Itachi.
"Get lost." I stated boredly, then, pushed him out of the bed. He fell on the floor with a thud. Got him off guard! Score!! Prrrruuuuut!
A nap wouldn't be so bad, right? Soo.....
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-MINUTES LATER-
Itachi's POV
I stared at her for a moment.
-FLASHBACK-
"Get lost." She said, then, pushed me off the bed. She unexpectedly got me off guard, and I fell on the hard and cold floor. I heard the door slam close, and noticed that Hidan already went out of the room.
After the shock, I stood up, and looked at her, about to glare daggers, but then, I saw her peaceful-looking face. She is already asleep.
-FLASHBACK ENDS-
"Big brother...." I stffened, but then, I realized that she is still asleep. Hoo! That was close! I don't want her knowing that I'm staring at her while she sleeps!! She'll think that I'm creepy or something.
You're making him kill you.
You're emotionally forcing him.
You're making him hate you.
You're making him do everything just to kill you, and.....
You're making him do everything just to succeed this revenge thing, which is a bad thing.
Those words kept on repeating and repeating in my mind!
Wrong! It's not yet too late! You can go and give him all the answers that he needs to know.
Ugh!! Why won't it stop?
Just..... Ugh. It's still not too late, okay?? Go and talk to him.
Argh.....
Rinn's POV
I woke up..... Then, I rubbed my eyes, and held my stomach. Gruuuuuuuu! Oww. My stomach hurts. I looked at the small window in my right, and saw that it's already night time. Ugh! That's why! I skipped lunch!!! Aww! Now, my stomach is asking for food.
I stood up, and went out of the room.
"Eeeeeeeeeep!!!!!" I partly screamed after seeing a white spider on the floor..... Near my foot! You know that I totally hate insects and snakes!! So as spiders! I looked at it again, but it's not there anymore. I gulped. I always hate it when that happens. For all I know, it can be anywhere. I remembered the last time when I saw a cockroach resting motionlessly on the cabinet of mine, and I just slowly walked ninja-like, taking the broom. I looked back at the cabinet, and saw that the cockroach is already gone. Good thing, I saw it on the countertop that night or else I honestly wouldn't be able to sleep. I need to make sure that it's gone, totally dead and gone forever, before I go and have my deep slumber, you know. I don't want it flying above my head or perch on my head or anything.... O_o
Suddenly, I saw the spider literally hanging in front of me, waving its little..... Leg? Anyway, I stared at it, and it's so dangerously near as fudge, and noticed that its web are attached on my.... HEAD?!?!?
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
I screamed, and ran while trying to remove the spider on my head. Running. Running. Running. Until.....
"Rinn? What's the matter??" — Sharky
"Ahhhhhhh!!!! Remove the spider on my head!!!! Eeeeeep!!!!" — The awesome Rinn
"There is no spider there." — Puppetman
"There is!!!! Look hard!!!!! It's a white spider!!!! Ahhh!!!!" — The awesome Rinn
"White spider??" — Sharky
"Yes!! With awfully dangerous red eyes!!!!" — The awesome Rinn
"Could it possibly be....." — Sharky
"Deidara's art." — Puppetman
"JUST REMOVE—!!" — The awesome Rinn
"OHH SHUT THE *toot* UP!!!! YOU'RE *tooot* MAKING MY *toot* EARS *toot* BLEED!!!!!" Guess who said that.
"Hidan, that's enough." — Money-face....... Wait.... Stitches! Yeah, Stitches
"IT'S HER *toot* FAULT!!! *tooot* SHUT HER *toot* MOUTH UP BEFORE I *toot* SHUT IT MYSELF!!!!!" Old man shouted, then, walked away. I mean, stomped away.
"How childish." I mumbled, completely forgetting the spider on my head. Then, I heard an annoying laughter.
"HHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! If you could only see your face!!!!!! It was priceless!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!" — Deidara
"DEIDARAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" I yelled while chasing him.
"YOU FUDGIN' CLAY FUDGE!!!!!! GET THE FUDGE BACK HERE BEFORE I FUDGIN' MAKE YOU FUDGIN' EAT YOUR OWN FUDGIN' ART!!!!!" I yelled, and he just continued to laugh crazily.
"Noisy *toot*." — Old man
"Ugh, kids....." — Stitches
"Troublesome people....." — Puppetman
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"Troublesome Rinn...." — Sharky
Thanks for the insults!! (^_^)/
- Writer
