Naruto's Twin Sister (Naruto Fanfiction)

Chapter 10 ~DTx2: Deidara's Twin And Drama Time~

After the incident in the hallway, oh yes, it happened in the hallway, I just somehow saw Sasori and Kisame, then Hidan and Kakuzu arrived.

Anyway, after the incident, I sat on the couch with a successful grin, and Deidara sat beside me while holding his head. I kinda' hit him there with my fist.

"Oww.... That hurts, hm....."

"Well, it's not my fault."

"Yeah, it is, hm."

"You were the one who was playing tricks on me."

"Well, you deserved to have a nice welcome, hm."

"From a Barbie like you? No way."

"Barbie? What the heck is that, hm?"

"It's a doll. Yeah..... A doll like you."

"I'm not a doll, hm."

"Yes, you are! A very beautiful one~!!"

"I'm not a girl! Hm!"

"You look like one."

"...... Whatever. Hm...."

"You are like my twin."

"Yeah. I kinda' noticed that. We have the same hair color and eye color, hm."

"Hmm..... Wait here!"

After our tiny conversation, I ran and ran towards MY room. When I arrived, I saw no one in there, which is a good thing. In an instant, one of my clones appeared, and I made her transform into Deidei.

"Hai!" And with a poof, Deidara is standing in front of me.

I went to the closet, and borrowed one of Itachi's Akatsuki cloaks..... Seeing that Kisame's are much bigger than Itachi's. I'm not saying that he's fat -_- He is just a..... Big person. Hahhahah! Lol!

Anyway, I removed MY orange jumpsuit, and that leaves me in my inner clothes, which consists of a white t-shirt, and a pair of black shorts that stops right above my knees. I wore the cloak, and frowned. It's bigger than I thought.

The sleeves are so long, so as the cloak itself. Aha! He wouldn't mind if I BORROW this one for awhile, right? I summoned a pair of scissors for clothes, and I started to cut the bottom of this cloak.

-MINUTES LATER-

I'm finished! Well, it's not that bad. I looked at myself in the mirror in front of me. Now, I am wearing an Akatsuki cloak that stops in my knees, not above, not below, just in my knees. A black belt is also around my waist.

I made the belt using the remaining pieces of cloth I cut from this cloak, and I neatly placed the belt around my waist using a pin I summoned. The sleeves and collar are still the same though, I didn't lay a finger on it!! So now, use your imagination!

Seeing that my clothes are already fine, I looked at the ninja sandals I'm wearing. My next problem. Ugh. Aha!! I summoned a pair of black boots that stops below my knees. These would do great!

I wore it, and next, my hair. I made a clone of Deidara's brown ponytail thingy, and used it to tie my hair in half, leaving the rest hanging freely behind me, just like Deidara's hairstyle. I also cut my hair just for the bangs, and just to cover the left side of my face, just like Deidara.

Next, headband. Oh yes! I removed my forehead protector or headband from my waist before I wore the cloak, and now, I'm holding it. Aha!! I made the Leaf Village symbol turn into the symbol of Deidara's village. It's just an illusion!!

Then, I tied it around my head. Next, his eye thingy! I made a clone of that, and wore it on my left eye. Next, his handmouths! How am I goi—Aha!!!!! I made them appear, but they're also just an illusion.

Next, my whiskers. I made them disappear using an illusion, too, and finally the last thing I need.... His clay. I summoned a pouch like Deidara's, and I made some of his clay appear inside. I, then, tied it around my thigh.

Take note. No one can see through my illusions.... Not even the Sharingan or Byakugan or..... What do you call the other one? Rinnegan? Yeah, something like that.

Anyway, I'm perfect!!!!! I look like Deidara!!! A younger and girlier version of him. Hahaha!

After my makeover, I made my clone disappear, and I went out of the room. To my surprise, I saw the whole Akatsuki in the living room. They are somehow having a meeting.

"Now that we know, she is the girl from another world...." I heard Piercings say. Being me, I didn't care to listen, and just disappeared, and reappeared in the middle of their circle. Yeah, they are in a circle. I mean, they are sitting in a circle.

"YOW, EVERYONE!!!!!! IT'S ME, RINN!!!! DEIDARA'S ONE AND ONLY TWIN SISTAAAAA'!!!!" I yelled cheerfully at the top of my lungs, and that made them all sweatdrop.

"Soooo.... I was not invited in your so-called meeting? How rude." I chirped, and pouted a little.

"What are you doing here? And transform back into your normal self, Rinn." — Piercings

"Oh!! You have mistaken!! I didn't transform! It was just a little makeover!" — The awesome Rinn

"Makeover?" — Everyone

"Yep!! I decided to copy Deidara-chan!" — The awesome Rinn

"What for? Hmm?" — Deidei

"Remember what you told me awhile ago? You said that we have the same color of hair and eyes! So I thought that..... Maybe I can temporarily be your twin!!!" — The awesome Rinn

"You don't have to, even though we look alike, hmm...." — Deidara

"I want to.... Not have to." — The awesome Rinn

"Sooo..... Change topic!! What were you talking about, Leader-sama?" He stiffened for a while, but it was barely noticeable.

"It's nothing. It's none of your concern." He said bluntly.

"Well, seeing that I will stay here for a while, why not tell me?"

"I said it's nothing."

"So? Just tell me."

"I don't need to."

"TELL ME OR ELSE....."

"Or else what?"

"Or else I will forcefully and painfully remove your piercings in your sleep, and make you suffer seeing that your chakra is from your piercings. I mean, your chakra is your piercings. If it's removed, you'll die. Oh! I mean, you'll have no control of Yahiko. Oh yeah. You can't die. You're already dead after all ^_^ I'm talkin' to Yahiko.... Not to you, Nagato. Oh yeah!! Yahiko can't hear me now. I forgot that I'm talking to Nagato. Tsk tsk tsk. Anyway, tell me." I muttered the Yahiko and Nagato part to myself if you don't know. I'm not a baka. I don't want to be used by them -_-

"You can't do that."

"What? Removing your piercings? Pfft! It's just a piece of cake."

"You can't even lay a finger on me."

"Do you want me to prove it?" I asked while smiling in an evil way. Got him! Haha! He is obviously frightened!

"Don't you even dare.... I can kill you in a second."

"I'm aware of that, but I can do the same to you."

He narrowed his eyes, and I did the unexpected.

"Shadow Possession Jutsu!" I said, then, there goes my shadow! Shadow possession technique success!

After that, I raised my index finger, and made chakra strings connect to one of his piercings.

He cannot move because of my technique. Ha! He wouldn't be able to move even if he did everything! It's useless!

I slowly bent my finger, like in a pulling motion. Suddenly, one of his piercings started to move out of his flesh, and I am the one pulling it out.

It's one of the piercings in his nose, okay?! Then, it started to bleed. Slowly.... Slowly...... Pulling it out. I saw fear written all over his face, and oh! He's nervous as well. Hehehe. And ouch. That must hurt. MUST hurt.

"Rinn, stop it." Konan said, and an arm made out of paper held my wrist.

"Why? Is it wrong to make him tell me what you guys were talking about?" — The awesome Rinn

"If he said that he can't, it means he can't." — Paperdolly

"Look, Paperdolly, he didn't say that he cannot, he said that it was none of my concern." — The awesome Rinn

"It's just like that." — Origami.... Paperdolly is long =_='

"No. He can't is very different from it's none of my concern." — The awesome Rinn

"No. It's the same." — Paper.... Origami is long ^_^V

"Ugh... Even though you love him so much, it doesn't mean that you need to lie about everything just to cover him up or protect him. Yes, I look silly and clumsy, but I'm not a baka. I went to school." — The awesome Rinn.

Take note~!! That was just an opinion of mine! 'Cause seriously! Konan had a crush on Yahiko when they were young, and now, he's dead. Nagato is the only one beside her, and he used Yahiko since he isn't able to move by himself. LOL.

Anyway, the body of Yahiko is still the visible one in here, but Nagato is the one controlling him, or should I say that Nagato created a new him using Yahiko's corpse XDD

I dunno'.... Paper and Piercings just look so cute together, even though in reality, that body is already cold and deadz XD

"....."

Ha! That made her zip her mouth! I knew it! Lovers~!!

"Just tell me, Pein, or should I say Nagato, what were you guys talking about?" — The awesome Rinn

"*sighs* Fine.... Fine..." — Piercings

"But Pein!" — Paper

"Shush!" I heard Pein whisper. Ha! He thought that I wasn't able to hear that?

"So? Start." I said calmly. I sat down on the ground, and stared at him.

"Don't even plan on making me unconscious because it won't work." I said bluntly, and felt him stiffen a little, but it was very very barely (hahahahh too much ^_^) noticeable.

"Who even said that I'm going to make you unconscious? Hm?" He asked.

"Me, myself, and I." I huffed without a reason, and closed my eyes. Suddenly, my hand moved on its own, and it tightly held a wrist behind my neck. So.... Pein was really planning on making me unconscious. But what was that? An instinct? No. It was much more.

"I told you. It won't work. And don't even plan on making me unconscious because when you succeed and the time I woke up, I will make sure to knock you to sleep, and you'll never wake up again."

"Now, I haven't forgotten our previous topic yet. What were you guys talking about?"

"You. Rinn Uzumaki...."

"I'm not an Uzumaki."

"Yes, you are."

"No, I am not! I am from—!!"

"Another world. Yes, we know that."

"So why are you telling me that I am Naruto's si—?!"

"You were born here, and was simply teleported to another world."

"Yeah, I know that! The one who told me that was none other tha—"

"The nine-tailed beast itself. Yes, we know that as well."

"Then what were you talking about? About me?"

"Actually, we were the ones who made you teleport back in here."

"Yeah, I know. Deidara was the one who appeared in my television an—"

"We know that. No need to tell the whole story."

"Okay, fi—!!"

"Anyway, we need you here in the Akatsuki, that's why, we made you teleport here."

"Ooooooh..... So—"

"You are an official member of the Akatsuki now."

"WHAT THE FUDGE!?!?!?!? WILL YOU PLEASE STOP CUTTING ME OFF!?!??!! I'M NOT FINISHED TALKING YET, AND WHO SAID THAT I ALREADY AGREED ON BECOMING AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THIS ORGANIZATION!?!?!?! YOU CAN'T JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO, WHERE TO STAY, WHAT TO DO.... Wait, I already said that, right?"

They sweatdropped, and I grinned sheepishly.

"That is my final decision. You can't do anything about it, and don't you even dare raising your voice at me next time."

"OH I CAN RAISE MY VOICE ANYTIME I WANT!!!! ANYWHERE I WANT AND TO ANYONE I WANT!!!! AND WHO SAID THAT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT, HUH?!?!?!? I CAN EASILY TELEPORT FROM HERE TO MY ROOM!!! TO MY HOUSE WHERE MY BROTHER AWAITS!!! AND YOU ARE THE ONE WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STAY HERE FOREVER!!! I JUST VISITED YOU GUYS FOR A WHILE BECAUSE I'M BORED!!!! BECAUSE MY BROTHER ISN'T HOME YET!!! BECAUSE I WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN!!!! BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE THE WHOLE AKATSUKI!!!! BECAUSE THAT IS MY DREAM FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!!! NOT ONLY TO SEE THE AKATSUKI, BUT TO HAVE FUN WITH THEM!!! NOW I'M TRYING VERY HARD (caution: immediate change of topic coming right ahead XD bear with it, peeps) JUST TO MAKE SASUKE GET RID OF HIS HATRED FOR HIS BROTHER WHO REALLY AND TRULY LOVES HIM!!! I'M TRYING TO BE SILLY!! CLUMSY!!! AND ANNOYING!!! JUST TO SEE ALL OF YOU LAUGH YOUR HEARTS OUT!!! JUST TO SEE ALL OF YOU SMILE AND FORGET ABOUT ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS!!! I KNOW SOME OF YOU HAVE HORRIBLE AND DIFFICULT PAST AND HISTORIES, BUT I'M HERE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT!!! IF ITACHI TALKED TO SASUKE AND ANSWERED ALL OF THE QUESTIONS THAT KEPT ON BUGGING HIS MIND, THEN SASUKE WOULDN'T FEEL ANY HATRED FOR ITACHI ANYMORE BECAUSE HE ALREADY KNEW THE TRUTH!!!! AND IF HE DIDN'T FEEL ANY HATRED FOR ITACHI ANYMORE, THEN HE WOULD STOP HIS PATHETIC REVENGE AND WOULD BE ABLE TO GET OVER IT!!! IF HE STOPPED HIS PATHETIC REVENGE, THEN HE WOULDN'T BE HUNGRY FOR POWER AND HE WOULDN'T GO WITH OROCHIMARU AND HE WOULD STILL STAY IN THE LEAF VILLAGE AND MAYBE EVEN HAVE SOME REAL FRIENDS!!! AND I WOULDN'T HAVE THE FUDGIN' CURSE MARK!!! NOW!!! SASORI!!! IF ONLY YOU WERE THINKING STRAIGHT AND GETTING OVER THE FACT THAT YOUR PARENTS ARE ALREADY DEAD, THEN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO MAKE PUPPETS THAT LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THEM ANYMORE!!! THEY ARE PUPPETS MADE BY YOU!!!! YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD AND THE PUPPETS YOU CREATED ARE DEFINITELY NOT THEM!!! YES, I KNOW THAT YOU DESERVED TO BE LOVED AND CARED FOR, BUT YOU ACTED THE WRONG WAY!!! YOUR GRANDMOTHER DIDN'T TELL THE TRUTH TO YOU BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T!!! EVEN IF SHE WANTED TO!!! SHE COULDN'T!!! BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU SAD!!! SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU CRY OVER YOUR PARENTS' DEATHS!! YES, YOU DESERVED TO KNOW THAT YOUR PARENTS DIED, BUT YOU WOULD FEEL LONELY, RIGHT!?!? WELL, DON'T BE!! BECAUSE YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS STILL HERE!!! NOW IS THE TIME TO MOVE ON AND GET OVER IT!!! WHY DON'T YOU PROMISE AND SWEAR THAT YOU WILL PROTECT AND TAKE CARE OF GRANNY CHIYO!?!! AND THAT YOU'RE DOING THAT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THE SAME THING TO HAPPEN TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER!?!? THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PARENTS!!! WHEN THE TIME COMES WHEN YOU'LL MEET GRANNY CHIYO AGAIN, WHY NOT GO BACK AND APOLOGIZE TO HER!?!? APOLOGIZE BECAUSE YOU LEFT HER!!! ALL ALONE!!!! DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT SHE LOVES YOU VERY MUCH?!?!? DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT SHE FEELS SO SAD TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS!?!? TO SEE YOU IN THIS STATE!?!? SHE DID EVERYTHING SHE COULD TO TAKE CARE OF YOU!!! SHE IS THE ONLY FAMILY YOU HAVE LEFT!!! IT'S STILL NOT TOO LATE TO LOVE HER BACK, RIGHT!?!?!? TO TAKE CARE OF HER!!! TO PROTECT HER!!!! TO DO EVERYTHING FOR HER JUST LIKE WHAT SHE DID TO YOU WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE!!! NO NEED TO REGRET OR BE GUILTY FOR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PARENTS BECAUSE NONE OF THOSE GUILTS AND REGRETS WILL BRING THEM BACK TO LIFE!!!! AND THAT WILL JUST MAKE YOU MORE AND MORE DEPRESSED!!! THE PAST IS THE PAST, SO GET OVER IT!!! MAKE YOUR PARENTS HAPPY!!!! GO AND BE A GREAT SHINOBI AND SHOW THEM THAT YOU TRULY DESERVE TO BE A NINJA!!! THEY ARE VERY VERY SAD TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, SO WHY NOT CHANGE!?!? WHY NOT HAVE A NEW LIFE!?!?!? WHY NOT MAKE THEM HAPPY!?!?!? YOU TWO ARE THE ONLY UNSOCIABLE GUYS IN HERE!!! YOU TWO ARE LIKE.... ALWAYS THINKING SOMETHING SO DEEPLY AND ALWAYS TALK SO SERIOUSLY!!! WHY NOT HAVE SOME FUN??? WHY NOT CHANGE AND HAVE NEW LIVES??? WHY NOT GO OUT THERE AND MAKE THINGS RIGHT?? THEY ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES HERE WHO HAVE PERSONAL PROBLEMS IN LIFE!!! SERIOUSLY! THIS IS THE ONLY ORGANIZATION I KNOW WHOSE MEMBERS HAVE FUDGIN' PERSONAL LIFE PROBLEMS!! KONAN AND PEIN HAVE PROBLEMS AS WELL!! THOSE ARE VERY PERSONAL, SO I WON'T TELL IT ANYMORE, BUT THEY TRULY KNOW THAT THEY MUST NEED A WISE SOLUTION TO SOLVE IT!! ONE TIP!! FOR PEIN!!! GO AND BUY A DICTIONARY AND SEARCH THE MEANING OF PEACE AND PAIN!! STOP MISUNDERSTANDING THINGS AND BE INTELLIGENT FOR ONCE!!! USE YOUR BRAIN!! FOR KONAN!! DON'T CHANGE YOUR TRUE PERSONALITY AND CHARACTERISTICS 'CAUSE THEY DON'T SUIT YOU AT ALL!! BE YOURSELF FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR OWN AND THOSE PEOPLE WHO ADORE YOU!!! FOR ITACHI!! THINK ABOUT WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT A WHILE AGO!! SAME GOES FOR SASORI!!! FOR YOU, KISAME!! KILLING A COMRADE ISN'T THE RIGHT WAY AND DON'T EVER THINK OF THEM AS A BURDEN NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS!! NOTHING CAN BEAT THE TRUE ESSENCE OF TEAMWORK!!! FOR DEIDARA! DON'T BE SO RECKLESS AND MAKE YOURSELF AN ART THAT GOES BANG!! THINK BEFORE YOU DO THINGS!!! YOU SHOULD CHERISH YOUR LIFE MORE THAN ANYTHING!!! IT'S NOT ONLY ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK OF YOURSELF!! THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO LOVES YOU!!! FOR HIDAN!! PLEASE STOP KILLING PEOPLE IF IT'S UNNECESSARY!!! NO ONE JUDGES YOU FOR THE RELIGION YOU CHOSE, BUT DON'T GET TOO CARRIED AWAY!! PEOPLE HAVE LIVES THAT THEY TREASURE AS WELL, SO PLEASE DON'T THINK THAT THOSE PEOPLE WHO CANNOT FIGHT BACK DON'T HAVE ANY FAMILY THAT THEY LOVE AND DREAMS THAT THEY WANT TO FULFILL!! SORRY TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT YOU ARE NOT A GOD YOURSELF TO DECIDE WHEN TO END THE LIVES OF PEOPLE!!!! FOR KAKUZU!!! DON'T KILL PEOPLE FOR MONEY!! THAT IS TOTALLY WRONG!!! THINK ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID TO HIDAN!!! THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU TWO!!!! YOUR LIVES AREN'T THE ONLY PRECIOUS THINGS IN THIS WORLD FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!!! FOR TOBI!! DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO YOUR COMRADE FIRST!?!?! DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW THE REASON OF YOUR COMRADE'S ACTIONS FIRST?!!? WHAT IF YOUR COMRADE DIDN'T REALLY MEAN TO KILL HER?!! DON'T BE LIKE SASUKE!!! DON'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU SEE WITHOUT KNOWING THE REAL REASONS BEHIND THOSE EVENTS!! YOU SHOULD ALWAYS LOOK AT BOTH SIDES OF THE COIN!!! YOU MISUNDERSTOOD MANY THINGS!! TALK AND SETTLE THINGS FIRST BEFORE YOU GIVE UP AND GO ON A RAMPAGE!!! I KNOW THAT THE PERSON YOU LOVED WAS KILLED BY THE ONE WHO PROMISED TO PROTECT HER, BUT HE DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE!!!! EVEN IF YOU SAW HIM IN A STATE LIKE HE JUST DID SO!!! DON'T LET YOURSELF BE CONSUMED BY YOUR HATRED AND THE DARKNESS ITSELF!! DON'T LET YOURSELF BE LIKE THAT DUCKBUTT!!! AS FOR YOU, ZETSU!! BEING TOO MUCH STUPID WILL GET YOU KILLED!!!! (if you know what I'm talking about, then here is your jacket XD) FOR EVERYBODY!! DON'T LET YOUR PROBLEMS MAKE YOU INSANE!!! DON'T LET THOSE TEMPORARY THINGS BRING YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS!! UNDERSTAND THINGS FIRST BEFORE YOU DECIDE MAKING ACTIONS THAT YOU KNOW ARE WRONG!!! THINK ABOUT THE HAPPY TIMES WE HAD!! DON'T LET YOURSELF BE CONSUMED BY REVENGE AND BY THE DARKNESS ITSELF!!!! THOSE WILL LEAD YOU TO NOTHING!! JUST ABSOLUTE EMPTINESS!!! I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!!!! PLEASE UNDERSTAND A MERE GIRL LIKE ME JUST EVEN FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIVES!!!"

Woah..... That is the longest speech I ever said!!!

Now, they are staring at me.

Wait, seriously!! I blurted all of my opinions of them!! I was keeping those thoughts inside ever since I saw their histories!

Now, this would be totally awkward =_=

"Fine. The fun is over, and I ruined it. Thanks for noticing my new outfit though." I said, depressed.

Hey, if you didn't get what I said.... Well, it was full of sarcasm.

I slowly turned around, and walked back to my room, removing my brown ponytail thingy and letting my long blonde/yellow hair fall down limply behind me. I sighed, and closed the door when I got in. I face-planted on my bed, and started to feel guilty for lecturing them.

I started to feel guilty for shouting at Pein.

I started to feel guilty for hurting and scaring Pein.

I started to feel guilty for shouting what my head think of them.

I started to feel guilty for ruining the fun I thought we would have.

I started to feel guilty for making them feel the guilts.

I started to feel guilty for raising my voice and being so stubborn.

I started to feel guilty for acting like a kid in front of them.

I started to feel guilty for embarassing Sasori and Itachi and almost all of the members.

I started to feel guilty for what happened tonight.

I closed my eyes and felt so sad..... Guilty. My stomach is feeling awfully horrible because of the guilts.

"The past is in the past." I muttered, and let myself sleep.