"No way."
"Oh, come on, man. You can't honestly believe the New Jersey Devil could take the Boggy Creek Monster."
"No frickin' way. Besides, its the Jersey Devil, not the New Jersey Devil. That's a hockey player. I'm talkin' about the biggest bad-ass east of the Mississippi."
"Nobody's ever heard of the New Jersey Devil outside of New Jersey. What the hell is it? It's never killed anybody. It's not like Big Foot or the Abominable Snowman."
"You say it's never killed anybody. But, you see, nobody knows for sure. That's why it's such a mean mother. It hits and flies. Hits and flies. It rips the hearts out of its victims before they lose consciousness."
"You're talkin' about a seventh-degree black belt in karate, now."
"No, I'm not."
"Yes, you are, man. That's their reputation. This Ne
