5th November, 2013We had surveilled Bombinho’s house, as Bob and I both found him hilarious. Who knew what would happen next and what hotties might just be roaming around in the buff in his palatial mansion? Bob had fitted the latest hi-tech gadgetry guaranteed to capture HD quality footage complete with Dolby surround sound. We had the popcorn and a packet of Kleenex ready. Bombinho came down his grand staircase wearing a silk dressing gown; nothing to get excited about at the moment. He picked up the post. STANLEY (V.O.): Bombinho has discovered another letter from the local constabulary regarding numerous speeding incidents. [Bombinho’s dialogue was mostly in Portuguese but we’ve had it translated so that you needn’t copy and paste on Google Translate, which is abysmal anyway] BOMBI

