26th November, 2013Bob and I were sat in our mobile recording unit, my hatchback, to capture any of the goings on with the Shyton United players. Needing a breath of fresh air, Bombinho strangely elected to venture out into Shyton town centre, the place with the least amount of fresh air; thanks to years of industrial abuse. In fact, according to GreenerWorld.com, Shyton was the most polluted place west of China. It would appear that Bombinho was sobbing again. I went in for a closer look. Bombinho was plodding along the deserted high street looking in a right sorry state. I approached, recording device in hand. STANLEY: Bombinho, what’s wrong? BOMBINHO: Look at this place. It’s worse than where I’m from, the favelas of Rio. She was right to leave. STANLEY: Doesn’t your reported £200

