12th July, 2013The transfer business didn’t end there however, as Maury called a press conference to unveil yet another new player. Every fee had so far been undisclosed. It was as fishy as one of my ex-girlfriend’s nether regions—and believe me that was so fishy that I was forced to open all the windows and the front door whenever she visited. It also made me ponder whether she had been born in the sea and been captured by Uncle Brian. I should’ve drug-tested her.
Between Maury and Juan was Bombinho, another Brazilian forward who also had buckteeth. And they said British teeth were bad! He also had curly hair that was as greasy as a chippy’s fryer. The grease was literally dripping onto the floor. The cleaner would have a long night, no doubt. Bombinho even owned his own hair product com
