22nd March, 2014Shyton had a home game against Everton, the first match that was officially under the new stewardship of Randy d***s and Woody Fillet. The fans without season tickets got a big surprise today when they discovered that match day tickets had gone up by 30%. And the fans with season tickets were in for a big surprise too. Here’s Maury to explain another increase in prices.
MAURY: Yes, from next season our wise masters have decided that season ticket prices—for so long kept at League Two prices—will be increased by 45%.
STANLEY: Bit steep?
MAURY: Success and love doesn’t come cheap. To be the best, you have to pay for the best.
STANLEY: What about all those loyal fans who can’t afford yet another price hike?
MAURY: Loyalty comes at a price. For so long these wonderful fans
